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more about #michelleobama TheMac: So, it's like Obsessed, kinda? more » SanFranLefty: Bo's going to get pudgy with all those treats!! And is it just me, or is Sasha going to be a total handful by the time she's a teenager? What awesom... more » carsonsuggs: There are people like this everywhere. It was true with Bush, Clinton, the first Bush, Reagan, etc. Only a handful are lucky enough to get a shot at t... more » Leucadia: As terrible as this is, thankfully it's clearly a crazy "plan" that was unlikely to ever work (she called the Secret Service repeatedly to tell them h... more » Birthday Girl: I hope against hope that there is some way that the Obamas and their team can keep stories like this from Sasha and Malia. Can you imagine finding ou... more » Working-for-the-weekend: I love Malia's hair, but the mom in me wants to push it our of her eyes so we can see her pretty face. more » marciax3: A&E is on line one with a treatment for a reality show. Bravo's on line two with an option and giving her producer credit. more » Sister Toldja: I knew Malia when she was 3 and a camper at the JCC where I worked. She was so shy and cute with a big old Afro puff on top of her head. She's grown i... more » kellieherson: I just want to hang out with all three (four, if you include Bo) of them. Like, have a sleepover and watch movies and gorge ourselves and jump on the ... more » limber: It's even better when you hear them talking -- charmingly, of course: [www.politico.com] They're just so totally relaxed the whole time. And Bo's e... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Daaaamn beautiful amazing ladies. I am proud and jealous and I want that purple sweater. It looks sooo comfy. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I can't imagine having the poise to sit there at my present age (44) much less as a child. they make me cry a little bit with pride. bravo, parents. more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): Malia has grown like 2 feet in the last year, right? Jealous, I am. more » hydrogen_jukebox: Wow. Lens flare FTW. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "It features lots of big pearls on rods." Pearls...necklaces...rods... That just writes its own joke. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Why would it seem so nuts that there's a fragrance put out by something Falic Group? After all, perfume is a luxury that is used foreskin. P.S. I he... more » cinematheques: Has anyone seen P. Diddy's I AM KING commercial? Its an instant classic. more » Tippi Hedren: It sounds like Kate Moss is raising her daughter to be a real pain in the ass. more » la.donna.pietra: Eva, my mom (and most other perfume allergy sufferers) wants you to know that you are part of the problem, not part of the solution. Also, what's up ... more » Tippi Hedren: Is that company really called The Falic Group? You can't make this stuff up... more » -
#nationalsecurity
Woman, 35, Arrested For Threatening To Kill Michelle Obama
Kristy Lee Roshia was arrested in Hawaii for making calls to the Secret Service threatening to "blow away" Michelle Obama. She told officials that she traveled to Hawaii in September, knowing that Obama would visit, "to protect [him]." [AP] -
#ragtrade
Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
- Eva Longoria's perfume ad is a total Photoshop of Horrors. "I have always been somewhat allergic to all perfumes," admitted the actress. The scent was produced with the Falic Group, the company that recently shuttered Christian Lacroix. Priorities. [WWD]
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#sociallife
Blame For White House Crashers Settles On Social Secretary
As more details emerge about the Salahis' gate-crashing episode last month, the White House has apparently ordered social secretary Desiree Rogers to keep a low profile — and some think she may even be fired. -
#standardsofbeauty
Eyebrows: The New Thing It's Your Duty To Obsess Over
On July 16, in The New York Times, William Van Meter wrote, "The newest trend in eyebrows is to get rid of them altogether." A headline in today's Times reads: "After Overplucking, It's Time To Call The Professionals." Oh dear. More » -
#leftovers
Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
• In attempts to "keep people excited about condoms," New York City has announced a contest to design the next official condom wrapper. Fancy yourself a Rembrandt? The winner's art will be displayed on hundreds of thousands of condoms. • More » -
#lovemarriage
Women: Yes You Can Hold Out For Your Own Obama
Oprah's Christmas-themed chat last night with the Obamas managed to include an interesting conversation on marriage and compromise. Watching the First Couple together, I had an epiphany: everyone deserves a relationship like the Obamas'. More » -
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#leftovers
Michelle Wants To Go Shopping With Jill • Italy Bans Implants For Girls Under 18
• Michelle Obama on Dr. Jill Biden: "She's somebody that you want to go on a shopping trip with, or, you know, the things you do, with women who are your friends." • More » -
#petsounds
Bo Reduces Michelle & Oprah To Baby Talk
Nothing forces a serious conversation to grind to a halt like a puppy. "He has tricks!" Additional stills below. More » -
#ragtrade
Sarah Palin Gets Fleeced; Roberto Cavalli Enjoys "Primitive" Africa
- Laura Ingraham is auctioning Sarah Palin's fleece from her Going Rogue cover. Let's take up a collection and shoot a real Going Vogue. [Facebook]
- Givenchy was the winning bidder for Audrey Hepburn's How To Steal A Million LBD. [WWD]
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#clips
Most Fascinating People: Lady GaGa "Devoted To Art", Michelle Obama Watches Mindless TV
Barbara Walters's annual special aired last night, with, as she pointed out, "a lot of powerful women." Here are four of them. Lady GaGa kind of blew me away! More » -
#ragtrade
Another Supermodel Welcomes A Son; Karen Elson Falls Off A Stage
- Jourdan Dunn, 19, has given birth to a baby boy with her boyfriend of five years. She memorably walked the runway for Jean-Paul Gaultier at seven months. [Vogue UK]
- Gisele and Tom Brady might name their newborn son Gabriel. [P6]
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#clips
Obamas Bicker About Gifts In Oprah's Christmas Special
Are you stressed about holiday shopping? At least you're not Michelle Obama. In GMA's preview of Oprah's Christmas at the White House special, the President says, "Here's the general rule: I give nicer stuff than I get." Clip at left. -
#listicles
Listicle Reveals Top 10 Political-Sartorial Moments Of The Year
Michelle Obama's royal cardigan incident, Sarah Palin's glasses, Aretha Franklin's hat, and Sonia Sotomayor's judicial collar — "Oliver Cromwell meets Whistler's Mother," in the New Yorker's inimitable parlance — all make this list of 2009's memorable fashion statements. [New Yorker] -
#ragtrade
Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
- Gisele Bundchen has given birth to a baby boy. Husband Tom Brady has a two-year-old son with actress Bridget Moynihan. [People]
- A Chantilly lace LBD worn by Audrey Hepburn in How To Steal A Million sold for $97,000. [AP]
