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more about #michelleduggar more comments → Evie Havok: Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actu... more » divinelioness: No. No, Chris Brown, I am not "still down." I will not be allowing your songs on my pandora, inside the hip hop dance class I teach, sing along to yo... more » PhillyLass: So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media.... more » robit: Last spring, I substitute taught full time. There would be kids who would act up, after warnings, and when I would tell them I was leaving a note for ... more » Ack: I propose a ban on any more Pete-Doherty-is-a-drug-addled-douche stories. When he sobers up, that's a story. Eminem, you are a piece of shit. Kindl... more » BytheSea: So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a g... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it ... more » Tippi Hedren: Wait, wait, wait--John Stamos has a reputation?! This story is clearly made up. more » Tippi Hedren: I'm not a slut, I'm just thorough! more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Okay, I'm actually watching Brian Bonsall on a Family Ties DVD right this minute. Holy cognitive dissonance. more » Wishnick: Wow...that Chris Brown picture makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Oh, that stupid, "Huh? What did I do?" expression *bile rising* And my God do ... more » Penny: This is the first time that, for me, Brown has crossed over from douche to fucking Douche Fantastic. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Bravo to Elin for leaving. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I'm surprised the Jen Aniston People quote didn't end: "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christ... more » Breamworthy: *If* Tiger was still texting various mistresses after the car crash, once the paparazzi orgy had begun, that suggests to me a level of carelessness th... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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#getreal
Boy Oh Boyle
The future of reality shows? "Britain's Got Talent is temporarily thrown into disarray when a physically unattractive person is revealed to have some shred of societal worth." As for the Duggar joke... eh, no. [Onion] -
#babyboom
Is A Woman's Body Made For 19 Kids?
Whenever the Duggars and their mega-brood come up, someone inevitably asks: is the body designed to bear that many children? Good question: More »
