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more about #michaellohan more comments → kookla: Love him or hate him, I admire Eminem's take on addiction. He's not glorifying it, he's not bragging about it, he's not blaming anyone for it. He's ow... more » Eleanor Ramilly: I love how when Britney & Madonna & Christina kissed it was considered hot and sensational. Yet when Adam Lambert kisses a man it's disgusting and oh ... more » EdnasEdibles: OK, the People article about Steve Keaton said he last saw Meredith in July at a Family Ties reunion dinner. When is the next one and can I go? more » hellosunshine: So, Tom. May I call you Tom? Thanks. My future husband is perfect, just as he is. Step off. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Yes, Tina Fey. Free towels rock. more » DorothyZbornak: You know, it's nice to hear such rational, real things come out of Eminem's mouth. He always acted like such a jackass, posturing and putting on a sho... more » rednrowdy: as much as simon le bon broke my teenage heart by getting married, at least he married a gorgeous and tough lady who would probably do the exact same ... more » Ailatan: Tom corrects: "I told him he was fat." You and me, Ford, outside! You don't say that of Mr Darcy and get away with it. more » sybann: Candy Spelling. Taking it "private" means you STFU about it in the press. more » Flackette Goes Retro: Oh Dodai, when you use the word "Nom" in a headline this early in the morning, it just makes me hungry! more » GreyCat: There are so many talented musicians out there who never get the recognition they deserve that it is difficult for me to get thrilled about someone ge... more » Hooplehead: I love that Zoe Saldana quote so much, I want to marry it. more » ronniedobbs: That USA Today piece on Viggo Mortensen failed to include this quote from Ronniedobbs, lover of Eastern Promises: "Viggo was so hot in that naked stea... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I figured Oprah would have a significant presence on the OWN network. She is, after all, on every cover of O Magazine. more » Snowbunny: RE Will Ferrell: I hope you see a lot of Ron Burgundy in me sometime in the future. What can I say; 60% of the time it works every time. more » -
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Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
- Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says:
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Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
- Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]
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Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
- While filming her upcoming interview with Barbara Walters for 20/20, Sarah Palin claimed she was "shocked" and "devastated" when she learned of her daughter Bristol's pregnancy, as she had no idea Bristol was sexually active. [ABCNews]
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Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
- Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan claims that he's trying to help Lindsay, but after running his mouth on Radar, Maury Povitch, and The Insider, it's hard to believe that he's not cashing in on his daughter's troubles. It's time to face the judge.
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SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
