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more about #michaeljfox MarissaExplainsItAll: Dear Aladain82,Good work! Realizing who the overly obsessed Beyonce fans on Jezebel totally made me feel better about monitary issues. MEIA more » bloodflower: i never saw lady gaga as someone had some sort of mystery to them. dita von teese? yes. lady gaga? no. more » MizJenkins: I don't know where Beyonce gets her weave, but she needs to hook a brotha up. What's going on up there Michael? more » TheLittlestChicken: Matthew McConaughey is "pretty good at localizing." I had no idea he was a professional translator! We might have a spot for him at my software compan... more » Bunsen Honeydew: OH MY GOSH No one from the Hills was mentioned this Dirt Bag.... maybe they've all achieved a basic level of self awareness and stopped talking? What ... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Anthony Kiedis's comment made me really happy. more » YourScreenplaySucks: "That's the cool thing about America - everybody has their opinion. I'm not saying I support her. I'm not saying I don't support her. I'm just saying,... more » Liz11685: Oh, Mia Farrow. You have the biggest heart, but be careful! You have a lot of kids that depend on you! more » saintbernadette: I don't have much knowledge of Lady GaGa, but the more I read about her, the more I love her. more » Wibbles: And Micheal Phelps should be the next Miss USA. He has the answer that means nothing down. more » Santos L Halper: Margaret, I may be high off of the fumes of this beautiful Mid-Atlantic day, but everything from the Susan Boyle item down was either hilarious or jus... more » baraqiel: A fan wants to know why Matthew McConaughey is so "relaxed and calm" all the time. Answer: marijuana. more » LitiGrrl30: Yes, Hayden, because Heidi didn't achiever her Heidi-like status until PR. Up until that, she was just waiting for her big break. more » Laulau: Wait, I thought Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were living together? How do you not know you've broken up with your live-in? more » apocalypse-nowish: Tabloid scans, Salma, really? Lost a little respect for you after that one. more » Kate.the.Great: Yay Roger Ebert!! And have I been living under a rock? When did David Arquette set up a clothing line? more » keldo: Michael Lohan...just really, shut up. Forever. You don't get to comment on your adult daughter's love life and you shouldn't WANT TO! more » seejanerun: Dear Alabama: I imagine you have real issues to attend to. Something perhaps more pressing than Miss California. Maybe get on some of that shit. Ver... more » BlondeGoddess: So Sienna Miller has some hairs on her upper lip? This actually makes me like her. I once sat next to Beyonce and Jennifer Connolly (not at the same ... more » PrincessOfPower: Michael J. Fox's kids should see Back to the Future all the way through because it's an AWESOME movie, not because their dad's in it!! more » -
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Jacko Involved In Hit-&-Run; Hackers Get Into Salma Hayek's Email
- While picking up Michael Jackson from the hospital, his driver sideswiped an ambulance. Police say the suspect was driving "a dark colored SUV" that was "being followed by a group of paparazzi." Sounds like MJ!
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Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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Michael J. Fox Says The Best Thing About Parkinson's Is Brushing His Teeth
Michael J. Fox was on Oprah to promote his book Always Looking Up, which chronicles his struggle with Parkinson's. His symptoms are much more pronounced now, but he's maintained optimism and a sense of humor. More » -
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Britney In Concert: Letting Her Ladyparts Hang Out
- Too bad you missed Britney's Tampa concert: At the end of one number, she announced, "My pussy's hanging out." Why, yes, there is video. [TMZ]
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Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was robbed! $2 million worth of jewelry and other items were taken from her Hollywood Hills pad this morning. The crooks entered through an unlocked front door. Oh, girl. Lock the door next time!
