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more about #michaeljackson jemandtheholograms: Michael Cera, you and your witty comments make me love you. more » AfroJezeBella: Aw, I love Pink & Carey together. Can anyone explain to me why the Twilight series books are all named after sun & moon phenomenoms? I predict the ne... more » AmbiguouslyStraightUno: Lady Gaga seen with a man wearing matching outfits? Sounds like something me and my gay boyfriend would do. more » Breamworthy: On the one hand, I'm glad that Steven Tyler is getting the help he needs. On the other hand, I am sad if this means he will no longer demand that peop... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I don't really care for Michael Cera, but he earned major points for that quote. more » bigapplemama: Not to stereotype, but I am not sure a straight man would be wearing matching studded ensembles;) more » 18thfloor: I'm not even going to lie, I wouldn't kick Pink & Carey Hart out of my bed. I have such a terrible crush on Demetri Martin! However, Sarah Silverman,... more » FurrierAndIves: Vatican City to Matt Groening, "Te Absolvo!" more » Bhangb3b3: Go Lafayette Go Lafayette Go! You know his fine ass deserves a man who isn't a heartless vampire or a V trick. I'm pleased. more » madeofawesome: Lady Gaga, let's be friends. I'll totes join team No Pants if it means we can hang. more » piccola: Why are they remaking The Karate Kid??? It's perfect as it is -- and it helps me forget that Ralph Macchio hasn't done anything good since My Cousin V... more » Triana Orpheus: They were dancing and drinking and wearing matching studded ensembles. They drank champagne and left early. This is seriously my dream night. I'm not... more » DonnaPirana: That Vatican paper praising The Simpsons for its "philosophical leanings" reminds me of my own attempts to convince myself that any number of amusin... more » VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: Will Lafayette's boyfriend be Eric? In my mind the answer is a resounding "hell yeah, hookah!" More Eric and Lafayette, less Eric and Sookeh (in Bill'... more » cuteasabutton: I'm so sorry for Brittany's family. To attend the funeral of a loved on any day, let alone Christmas Eve, must be heartbreaking. more » cuteasabutton: I'll have a Jake Gyllenhaal/Justin Theroux sandwich with extra sauce thanks. more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: True Blood news, thank god. Less sparkle, more sexy non-tween vampires. more » bluetrain84: Was Gaga's man in a car? Did he buy her drinks at bars? more » Leucadia: Yay Whole Foods! I love animals but they don't belong in food stores or restaurants unless they are legitimate working animals. I used to hate the idi... more » BlondeGoddess: That Lady GaGa pic gives me a Madonna flashback. more » -
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Lady Gaga's Got A Mystery Man; Steven Tyler Enters Rehab
- Lady Gaga was seen partying in West Hollywood with a "boy-toy."
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Another Baby For Jennifer Hudson?; Stalker Threatened Mass Murder At Jacko Concert
- Jennifer Hudson may be pregnant again, only four months after her son was born. "Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby," says a "friend," who claims she found out on December 10.
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Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother
- George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
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Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
- Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.
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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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Christina Shills For Karan; Target Sells Footie PJs For Adults
- A handbag will co-star with Christina Ricci in a "Donna Karan-friendly" film directed by Sting's son, Jake Sumner. So that's what we're calling "advertising that aspires to go viral" these days? [WWD]
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Two-Year-Old Belts Out "Heal The World"
This little girl is really feeling MJ's message on this one. (Click image to view video.) [BuzzFeed] More » -
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Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?
- Rachel McAdams — with a mop of, dare we say it, could that be Kate G.-inspired hair — graces the January cover of Vogue. McAdams went to a couple fashion shows with Anna Wintour in September. [JustJared]
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The Jacksons Reality Show Reveals Jermaine's Bitchiness
Last night's premiere of The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty was pretty boring, as any Jackson family entertainment excluding Michael and Janet (or for me, La Toya) goes. But it did shed light on how shameless, moody and attention-craving Jermaine is. More » -
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MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
- After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]
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Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
- Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?
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Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality
- OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
- Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says:
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Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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Nicole Richie Gets A Sitcom; Jake's Luggage Leaves Reese's House
- Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.
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Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
- Katie Holmes doesn't see anything wrong with 3-year-old Suri wearing high heels. "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels," says Katie. "They're actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids... I found them for her and she loves them." [Us]
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Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
- Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.
