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more about #michaeldouglas more comments → TheFormerJuneBronson: God, I want pretzels. Starving. Wait, were there men here? more » sassyredhead: Yes I'd love to tour the Southland In a traveling minstrel show Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh Sound just like a record on the phonogr... more » morninggloria: On the main page, I thought that this was Benjamin Bratt (ladyboner rising... rising...) -- but then I clicked on it, and it was Shia LeBeouf (ladybon... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Between this and Indiana Jones, it seems Shia has certainly monopolized the sought-after "apprentice to sextagenarian men earning a paycheck by making... more » Scout: I've decided, erroneously or otherwise, that whomever feels the need to comment "eeeuw, gross, he's old enough to be her dad" has some serious "daddy ... more » midwesternmom: She really pulls off the pale look. more » PhillyLass: CZJ is looking very Posh-esque here. more » rednrowdy: that "tough-talking hip-hop cop" who told diddy "I don't give a fuck who you are" is my hero. telling a cop to lower his voice is unforgivable diddy.... more » heykoukla: Maggie Gyllenhaal's comment really is obnoxious - she neglected to mention that Emma Thompson is not just "acting with" her. Thomspon is also executiv... more » hitchcockblonde: In answer to ampersandparade-I'm not an "army brat",I'm an education brat. My father sets up education in programmes in developing countries,so I was ... more » Kali Mama: "It's the first time Zahara has been back since her adoption" Maybe I'm touchy but that really sounds like people consider her a "lended child". Shou... more » ampersandparade: I wonder what home life is like for the Jolie-Pitt children. I'm not usually terribly fascinated with celebrity lives; celebrities live in a world I ... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Dear Christina Applegate, I doubt it makes it any easier to have a double mastectomy if you have boobs you "don't like". Stay well! more » goToAndSay: so we boycott Kanye for being rude, but stations still play Chris Brown constantly. Somethings askew.... more » Harlot Brontë: That Gyllenhaal quote is genuinely fascinating, as is our collective response to it. I think the assessment that there's something a bit odd and stil... more » -
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Michael Douglas Will Play Liberace; Angelina Takes Zahara Back To Ethiopia
- Steven Soderbergh has confirmed that his next film will star Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his longtime lover. Soderbergh said, "We've already done some costume and wardrobe tests on Michael, and they're very, very, very good..."
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Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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Tina Wins An Emmy, Elton Considers Adoption, And VH1 Steps Back From Reality
- Tina Fey won the Emmy for Best Guest Actress in a Comedy last night for her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.Accepting the award, Fey thanked her parents, "who are lifelong Republicans, for their patience." [AP]
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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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Jon "Midlife Crisis" Gosselin Shops For Sports Car; Kourtney K. Is Pregnant
- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have been shopping for a Mercedes or a Porche. Kate Gosselin just bought a Toyota Land Cruiser that seats 8+, but it seems Jon isn't planning on ferrying kids to soccer practice. [Radar Online]
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Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
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Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine
- Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:
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Fatal Attraction To 80's Clothes Shines Through At Michael Douglas Tribute
This year's AFI Life Achievement Awards was "A Tribute to Michael Douglas", so obviously, Culver City's Sony Pictures Studios was filled with Mike's iconic castmates, lovers, and stalkers. Oh, and Bai Ling. More » -
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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Brad Cast In Basterds After Getting Drunk & High With Tarantino
- How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:
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Chelsea Handler Cracks Jokes About Michael & Kirk Douglas' Sex Lives
Chelsea Handler was on Leno last night, where she complained about being bumped by that "attention whore" Barack Obama, then distributed uncensored photos from her nude Allure shoot to Leno and Michael Douglas. More » -
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Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
- Residents of Oyster Bay, Long Island, NY are mesmerized by the dreamy and mystical presence of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been getting cozy in their town.
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Zach Braff's Altered State; Rihanna's Team Feuding With Chris Brown & Co.
- A picture of Zach Braff smoking weed has surfaced. He's the next Michael Phelps! (Except for like, all the medals.) [Perez Hilton]
