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    gherkinfiend: Oh marvellous Chris Martin, you're happy to donate to Kids Company and help homeless teens as long as they live far away from you (ie South London) bu... more »
    InABook: Penelope Cruz's quote resonates with me... whenever I do hard physical activity that leads me with bruises, (like the ones I would get back when I di... more »
    cand86: I knew Katy came from a religious family, but didn't actually know the preacher bit. So, um . . . . are they the kinda Christians who are cool with g... more »
    jessiesalzi: God save Mr. Bean! I hope Teddy was not involved in the accident. more »
    casi nadie: I perked up when I read the bit about Posh and the Alexander Technique - cause it's a posture thing that my flute teacher used to make me do to increa... more »
    Triana Orpheus: I would support MTV more if they also pulled that fight scene from that Teen Mom show off the air. I'm really tired of seeing the commercials where th... more »
    moifauxmail: The "Jersey Shore" thing, the whole...thing...it's...god. It's a pack of awful people being awful in awful places for the sake of being awful. I'm n... more »
    mordicai: I mean-- pulling it from the air doesn't mean it didn't happen, MYV. I don't care for reactions like this-- "oh shit, this is controversial, better s... more »
    LaComtesse: Per the Snooki punch getting pulled, ima quote the venerable Dr. Horrible: You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on... I know this discu... more »
    lauralauramc: was it really necessary to say she was "physically punched in the face"? is there any other way? could they not say violently? more »
    Ginmar Rienne: So....the damage has been done and MTV's closing the barn door? Yeah, that's sensitive. more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: I am amazed by the speed of celebrities. After only a month or two of dating, they are meeting the parents, buying houses together, and telling everyo... more »
    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: The whole Tiger Woods scandal is getting more and more tawdry and gross with each passing day. Sure, everyone's a sinner and all that, and his fame an... more »
    Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: I'm sure the final product's name will be more creative, don't you think? Any guesses? Tiger's Wood more »
    DutchessOfDork: HARRY POTTER DID NOT RUIN THE DECADE! TWILIGHT DID! more »
    morninggloria: What else is available at the Coldplay auction? Really watered down, vanilla imitations of Radiohead for people who have finally grown out of their D... more »
    marciax3: Jamie may be a straight up ho for all we know, but Michelle Braun's "proof" of her employment as an escort is an OBVIOUSLY fake 1099 tax form from 200... more »
    MomoMcgee: Potential porn movie titles they'll come up with: Holly Sampson's Wood Club, Holly Sampson's Two Holes in One, Holly Sampson's Sand Trap...? more »
    Apple Tartlet: Good for Victoria Beckham! My Mum has had awful posture all her life, and it affects the clothes she can comfortably wear and has left her with back p... more »
    just assign me a random number: 10-15 women at a time? Am I understanding that correctly? I don't watch golf; did he take a hit in the balls that left him impotent a few years back... more »
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