Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #michaelcaine more comments → sarijuana: that Jim Carrey quote was so, SO unexpectedly touching. i've loved him since childhood but this picture of him being this really loving person is emer... more » BetteD: "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs... more » lisas: How is it so many Jezebel readers are just now noticing the Jesus/Madonna thing? #beyoncebabyplans more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I wonder if I can make a plea to Jamie and Martin to PLEASE. NOT. DO. THIS. I'm truly weary of the massacre on the black female image by black men. ... more » Cimorene: At first I was like, Ian McKellen, what? Not that comparisons to homophobia and antisemitism are necessarily wrong, but it does seem odd that he's co... more » LAmonkeygirl: It's early for me, and so perhaps my math is off, but if Jesus' mother (I can't get over writing that) is 36 and he's 23, she had him when she was thi... more » FizzyGood: The thing that weirds me out about the Madonna thing is that somebody called MADONNA is dating somebody called JESUS. And the age difference doesn't h... more » Triana Orpheus: I know I should be saying how sorry I feel for her that she's crying, and I do, but Lindsay looks really pretty to be crying in that picture. #beyonce... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: People want an answer of when we'll be back, and I think it's impossible… It's unfair to say when we'll do Fall Out Boy again. It's hard to be creat... more » DutchessOfDork: I am 24, and my grandparents are 10 years younger than Hef. As it is, I find it creepy that twin sisters share a boyfriend. #beyoncebabyplans more » MIXED: "Iman, Donna Karan and Agyness Deyn were seen teary at a screening of Precious." Stars! They're just like us! But wait, do these ladies cry during, l... more » Working-for-the-weekend: I know that I shouldn't like John Mayer, but I really think I'd like to hang out with him. He actually reminds me a lot of most of my male friends. Th... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Gosselin hangs out with the strangest group of randoms. Levi Johnston? Shane Victorino? #beyoncebabyplans more » DarcyMcCarbomb: A Fall Out Boy "Greatest" Hits CD? So it'll be 60 minutes of white noise? (Ba-dum CHA!) #beyoncebabyplans more » Kivrin: "I'm over the red carpet being pregnant." Funny, Kourtney—I'm over you being on the red carpet, period. You can go back to obscurity any day now, ... more » -
#dirtbag
Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
-
#dirtbag
Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
- Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:
-
#dirtbag
Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
-
#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
-
#dirtbag
Is Susan Boyle's Makeover Actually Hurting Her Chances?
- Susan Boyle's new hairdo, clothes, and "reshaped" eyebrows may actually hurt her image, according to a neighbor: "She looks really nice - nothing like the image that's had the whole world talking about her."[DailyMail]
-
#dirtbagafterdark
Slumdog Dad Arrested; Lindsay May Star In Topless Vegas Show
- Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali's father, Rafiq Qureshi, was arrested last night on charges that he tried to sell his daughter for £200,000. [The Sun]
-
#dirtbag
"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?
- This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
-
#dirtbag
Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
-
-
#dirtbagafterdark
PETA Wants A Taste Of Clooney; Britney Has A New Boyfriend
- PETA has one of George Clooney's sweaty towels and wrote him a letter asking to harvest his perspiration to make Clooney flavored tofu, or CloFu. "As a mammal, I'm offended," said Clooney in response. [E!]
-
#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Brown Assault Account Released; Rihanna's Family Can't Reach Her
- New details on Rihanna: The warrant detailing the entire assault has been released, her family says she's changed her contact information, and her rep isn't denying that she and Chris are engaged.
-
#snapjudgment
Michael Caine Will Never Live Down Secondhand Lions
[London, February 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
