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more about #michael more comments → BestEuphemismEver: Come on, Jezebel, no one likes french fries. more » Maggita: Dear Simon, Speak for yourself. Love, Maggita p.s. Could you start undressing in your living room instead of your bedroom? My binos only capture h... more » charliekohler: I...I can't even allow myself to realize Portman was kidding. Even in a joke, Gyllenhaal will never be ugly. I saw a preview for their new movie last ... more » la.donna.pietra: I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it. more » FurrierAndIves: Hey Jon: Next time consult the Language of Flowers for a more appropriate choice. Suggestions: 1. Mock Orange = deceit 2. Petunia = anger, resentmen... more » ketamineKitty: What is it about Scientology that makes you spew sentences that sound like they just came out of a word blender? more » JinxyMcDeath: It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in... more » Tambar: Does Amy *not* realize a nose job will change her voice? She's nuts to mess with anything in her face. Singers shouldn't even get their teeth fixed ... more » rachaeloehring: Every staged, empty attempt at reconciliation for "The Insider" cameras begins with Kay. more » bowleserised: Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult. more » Santos L Halper: Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee! more » curiousgeorgiana: My 4 year old cousin once kicked me in the shins. He then ripped up some of my grandmother's camillias and presented them to me as a token of his apo... more » DutchessOfDork: Natalie Portman, I used to like you, but given the whole Roman Polanski defending thing and calling Jake ugly. You are not a nice person. Eat it. more » sara-without-an-h: I love celebrity profiles in the Guardian, because instead of starting ladymag style ("Even tinier in the flesh, Fabrizia Del Amore turns a flawless f... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh, Natalie, speak for yourself. And I hate it when people judge guys on on their size. As I don't want anyone judging me on the size of my assets, I... more » -
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Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
- Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.
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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
- According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
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Dr. Horrible Comes To The Emmys, Dr. House Worries About His Knees
- The Emmy Awards are tonight, and host Neil Patrick Harris apparently has a few tricks up his sleeve, including a visit from Dr. Horrible and John Hodgman announcing questionable factoids as the winners go up to collect their prizes. [EW]
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Heigl Confirms Adoption; Aniston Calls "Lonely Girl" Label B.S.
- It's confirmed: Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelly are adopting a baby girl from Korea. In an episode to air on Friday, Katherine tells Ellen:
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Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
- Chris Brown was sentenced today to 5 years probation and 180 days of community labor. The judge said she's aware of the rumors that he and Rihanna are in touch and won't tolerate a violation of the protective order.
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Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
- Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.
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Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion
- Sarah Jessica Parker talked to Access Hollywood about her new twin girls. She's mad about how the media is hounding her surrogate, and explains that she turned to surrogacy many disappointments trying to conceive.
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