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more about #metrosexuals more comments → DarcyMcCarbomb: Metrosexual ≠ frat boy douchebag. No self-respecting metrosexual man would be caught dead with a rat tail. #metrosexuals more » hellosunshine: Hey Dallas? HINTY HINT HINT. #metrosexuals more » chi-girl: First they came for the Ed Hardy tees, and I did not speak out—because I eschew graphic prints; Then they came for the fake tanners, and I did not s... more » WashingMyHair: Great, now they'll all be partying at the Jersey Shore this summer. #metrosexuals more » funzette: Banning douchebags from nightclubs is like banning pandas from bamboo forests - You're forcing them out of their natural environment. I suggest banni... more » mbprice: But the douchebags will adapt! They always have! Shakespearean douchebags were banned from the Globe for wearing ruffled frocks and codpieces. So they... more » rd2uk: metrosexuals fight? I may be completly wrong but in my mind its the drunken fat boy/jocks that get into fights? or are those metrosexuals as well? wel... more » morninggloria: ... but without douchebags, how am I supposed to know if my ass is lookin' fine tonight? #metrosexuals more » frugal: That's douchescrimination! Now, how much do you want for those Spears tickets? #metrosexuals more » thelastsara: That is unbelievably funny! Especially with that photo. I guess Jon Gosselin won't be visiting Australia any time soon. #metrosexuals more » madeofawesome: I regularly unpop collars on mannequins, so this is a movement I can get behind. What does that make me? A classist? I am prejudiced against Ed Hardy... more » ZemarSea Urchin: Damn those Australians and their anti-douchebag sentiments. This is clearly doucheist rhetoric and I for one will not stand by and let it happen. End ... more » telecomic the thoughtful red panda: this word, metrosexuals, I do not think it means what you think it means. #metrosexuals more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Cue South Park references from last week...1...2....3... #metrosexuals more » IndignationCoordinator: "We are really trying to push a party night that is a safe place to go and have a good time without worrying about safety," the 27-year-old said. Ain... more » -
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Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
An Australian club night has banned "metrosexuals" in an attempt to reduce fighting. But a look at the dress code — no Ed Hardy shirts, no popped collars — suggests they're actually banning douchebags. [News.com.au]
