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more about #menshealth more comments → Hamilton Nolan: Super Squats is the answer. [www.ironworkout.com] more » rixatrix: When do you think Prez. Obama will go swimming again? ... Just asking. more » amsci: See ladies? You can lift weights and still look feminine. Some women say: "I don't want to lift weights because I don't want to get big and bulky." ... more » Snowbunny: I kind of don't like the fact that our President and First Lady are so health conscious. See, I'm trying not to be, but they're such good role models... more » lalaland13: Damnations. If the president of the United States works out six days a week, my "But I'm so tired when I come home from work" excuse rings a bit hollo... more » jemandtheholograms: Every time I hear about them working out so diligently, I feel really lazy for making excuses and saying that I'm too buzy. more » bluebears: eh. I actually think its kind of cool that a First Lady is getting attention for her weight training regimen. Many women still shy away from lifting, ... more » AthertonMerriweather: Michelle Obama has a completely attainable body. Another reason I love her. more » cocobanal: Yeah, but I have been doing the same exercises for nine years, and my arms look NOTHING like Michelle's. Of course, I can't afford a first-class train... more » dripdrop: I've always heard that to get arms like that, it's not really about working the bicep, but the tricep, so tricep dips are good (but painful). more » sportz.star: Unpossible. Everyone knows the only way to stay thin and have good arms is to Master Cleanse bi-weekly, wear 9 lb wristbands while sleeping and get m... more » Flackette Goes Retro: Buying me a bottle of good bourbon and an almond creme cake is a much more foolproof bet. more » LadyFabulous: So I'm assuming some guy at Men's Health just got his paws on a DVD of the Sex and the City movie... more » likepenguins: Honestly, I never thought sex was all that confusing until I started scanning the covers of magazines at the grocery checkout. Now I feel like I shou... more » clevernamehere: This whole article is a monument for shitty advice. New shoes? I'm really not that into shoes, plus not every woman wears the same size across brand... more » -
#righttobarearms
At Last, Michelle Obama's Workout Revealed
Want to know the "secret" of Michelle Obama's super ripped arms? Cornell McClellan, her trainer since 1997, spills the deets to Women's Health. Be warned, it will shock you. More » -
#brotallyawesome
A Quickie From Our Friends At Men's Health
According to the folks at Men's Health, when your girlfriend fails to initiate sex with you, you should "buy her new shoes" to loosen her up a bit. Oh, Men's Health. Charming as ever! [Men's Health] More » -
#brotallyawesome
Men's Health Has 41 Ways To Make You Swoon
Look out, ladies, because Men's Health has compiled 41 Ways To Make A Woman Swoon, a list of stupid romantic moves to melt your heart. Get your smelling salts ready, because I feel a case of the vapors coming on! More » -
#brotallyawesome
Men's Health Thinks Your Pickup Moves Are Painfully Obvious
Men across the world keep reading Men's Health for relationship advice, which is good news for me, as I get to keep writing about how dumb it is. Today, we explore their latest mess: "27 Obvious Signs She Wants You." More » -
#brotallyawesome
In Which Men's Health Brings Us The Creepiest Girlfriend Ever
It has become one of my favorite weekend pastimes to take the piss out of Men's Health. But this weekend, I'm just really, really worried about them, as I'm pretty sure they are going insane. More » -
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When Men's Health And Cosmo Unite, A Dumb, Sexy Baby Is Born
Just when you thought the long weekend couldn't get any better, the bros at Men's Health have teamed up with the ladies of Cosmo to bring us the biggest turd of the holiday season. Dreamy! More » -
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Men's Health Wants To Sweet Talk The Pants Right Off Of You
Now look. Men's Health and I have a pretty sour relationship. I try so hard to ignore their bs, but every so often an article like this comes along, and I just can't help myself. More » -
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Men's Health Has You All Figured Out, Ladies
Oh, Men's Health. No matter how many times I swear I won't ever write about you again, you come up with yet another list of unintentional hilarity that just begs to be publicly dismantled. Excelsior! More » -
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#heartbreakers
Men's Health Wants To Get Dudes Laid On Valentine's Day, Bro
Think women are the only ones worried about Valentine's Day plans? Well guess again, crew, because Men's Health has released their "Guy's Guide To Valentine's Day", which should really be titled, "Do This, Get Laid." More » -
#badvertising
Because It Would Never Be About Heart Disease, Physical Fitness Or Well-Being
A sweaty, exhausted woman sits panting on an exercise bike. The tag line? "It's all about men." The brand? Men's Health. Infuriating. Click to enlarge and see more. [Ads Of The World] More » -
#leftovers
Women Better At Picking "Cute" Babies • Anti-Choicer Crashes Car Into Planned Parenthood
• Researchers have announced that women are more talented at picking out "cute babies" than men because of our reproductive hormones. • More » -
#dontspeak
In Which Men's Health Talks Dirty, Creeps Us Out A Bit
This morning, I stumbled across a list that Men's Health had released, titled, "30 Hottest Things To Say To A Naked Woman." I was all ready to write a scathing response, until my boyfriend intervened.
