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more about #men more comments → DannyOcean: I really like your 2 step system. Really, what else is there? It reminds me of "the atheist's Ten Commandments" 1. There's probably no god. 2. Try ... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "Warning: you may become disorderly." *snickers* Well, they can *try* to restrain me, if they want ... more » pesematology: "If you were to stop taking care of your house and personal appearance, they would gradually and spontaneously start resembling this lifestyle." This... more » Jack_Burton: The "punk rock lifestyle" boils down to being a slob? Fuck. I've being doing it wrong. I guess I'd better learn to like Nickleback. more » ausdenbergen: Baaaahahahaha. I love this angry misogynist rant! It’s kind of like a MadLib. Ready for this? Behold, the blank version: _(choose radom collect... more » mordicai: Jeeeez...you know, when Mystery compares favorably to you, Principles 101 guys...you are doing it wrong. more » mirrorghost: ugh i am reading this principles 101 thing and it's horrific. i can't stop reading it though...it's like a car wreck you can't look away from, or som... more » boobookitteh: I have no words for this 'principles' thing. The guy that wrote it has serious issues -of which the raging and blatant misogyny is just one. He is ob... more » miss.terious: The photos of what *not* to do do accompanying the 1938 guidelines are awesome. If I had a job, I'd print them out and pin them up in my cubicle. Th... more » funnyface: Jezebel's dating advice is surprisingly close to my own. Step 1: only be with someone you actually LIKE as a person and enjoy being around. Step 2: d... more » jigglyball: Who wants to come to my house tonight and be both gradually and spontaneously careless? Once I have achieved this precarious mixture of carelessness, ... more » MargaretMoony: "Careless women never appeal to gentlemen. Don't talk while dancing, for when a man dances he wants to dance." Approved by Lady Gaga. more » rixatrix: Don't talk while dancing, for when a man dances he wants to dance. Hmm. Contract null and void, as so few men actually care to dance these days. Or k... more » Treeless: On a side note . . . just where are all these men who want to dance? (If they could be of average looks and well-acquainted with my non-dancing boyfr... more » Bunsen Honeydew: So, why exactly do the Principles 101 guys want a girlfriend. As we learned in Cosmo yesterday, jerking off is more satisfying, and for that whole com... more » -
#badvice
The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
So many Britons live a single, "Bridget Jones" lifestyle that soon there won't be enough room to house all these brazen hussies! Clearly Brits and Americans alike need dating advice — and in a crowded field, we have the best.
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#feminisms
Should Feminism Be "About Equality For Males?"
Cathy Young defends men's rights groups in Reason, and her article's subhead reads, "Feminism should be about equality for males, too." So should it? More » -
#belleoftheball
Belle De Jour On Why Some Men Visit Prostitutes
"[M]y clients were men who were addicted to success. They knew I, as a call girl, would respond positively to their advances, whereas outside of the transaction a woman like me might not." — Belle de Jour/Brooke Magnanti [NYT] -
#weirdscience
Personality Plus
"Males have more pronounced personalities than females across a range of species — from humans to house sparrows — according to new research." (NB: "Personality" is defined as "consistent, predictable behaviours.") [ScienceDaily] -
#skinsells
Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
A new study says women who bare 40% of their skin (an arm is 10%, a leg 15%) attract the most men. But watch out: any more than that apparently indicates "general availability and future infidelity." [Thewest.com.au] -
#visitationrights
Why Men Should Learn To Like Period Sex
An article in Cardinal Points, the SUNY Plattsburgh student newspaper, confirms what we've always suspected: that dudes who won't have period sex kind of suck.
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#xwhy
Do Young Men Need A New Kind Of Masculinity?
Courtney Martin writes in the American Prospect about groups of young men who are trying to shake off the homophobic, misogynistic, Tucker-Max-inflected aspects of modern masculinity. The problem is: what's left?
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#schmatta
On Dandies, Fops And Terribly Dressed Men
It caused a sensation in my house when my brother emerged from his preppy teenager chrysalis as a full-fledged dandy. My dad, who once went on TV with a "Purina Dog Chow" tee clearly visible through his shirt, was baffled:
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#kissandtell
"Metrotextuality" Even More Absurd Than "Sexting"
T-Mobile: yr recent study sez "metrotextual" dudes txt kisses 2 each other (ie xx). whatevs. plz stop w lame studies n ridiculous neologisms. kthxbai. [Reuters] -
#girltalk
Japan's "Girly Men" Choose Cakes Over Consumerism
Another Monday, another trend piece about seemingly-strange Japanese subculture. Today it's "girly men" — young guys who may be straight but still enjoy baking and wearing bras. More » -
#secretsandlies
They're Onto You: Details Discovers Women Secretly Trying To Get Pregnant
We got a number of distressed emails about a recent piece in Details. Possibly because the description read, "Getting tricked into fatherhood by a woman hell-bent on getting pregnant is much more common than you think." Good to know! More » -
#stylefile
Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
The New York Observer's Michael Miller checked out the new Body by Calvin Klein Jeans, which have a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." In other words: A padded fly. More » -
#coverlies
Cosmo: Powerful Women Use Their Vaginas, Not Their Voices
In the October issue of Cosmopolitan Megan Fox declares, "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas... If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female you win." The editors say keeping your mouth shut works too!
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#protectioninjection
Gardasil For Boys: Not Likely
The FDA may not approve Gardasil for boys because it is not cost effective. "If coverage in girls ends up being low, then vaccinating boys became much more attractive," said researcher Jane Kim. [Reuters] -
#etiquette
A Girl's Guide To Respectful Girlwatching
Design critic Stephen Bayley's smug Telegraph-framed assertion that "taking an educated pleasure in the shape and style of women is not belittling, it is elevating" smacks of Mad Men-style paternalism. But as a straight female girl-watcher, I sort of agree.
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#coverlies
October Glamour: The False Promises Issue
We know every ladymag cover is full of false promises (that's why we call it Cover Lies), but October Glamour is particularly egregious — especially when it comes to those "12 Secret Signs He's Into You."
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#lovestory
"Guys" Versus "Men."
"I've never liked men. I like guys." So begins the latest "Modern Love": More » -
#chartsgraphs
Data Analysis
The "Boy Paradox" chart, found via BuzzFeed, reads like some particularly lazy dialogue from an early episode of Sex and the City. All the good ones are gay! Or assholes! But as always, it pays to be a nerd. [BuzzFeed] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
Deodorant Will Make Men Like You
"Carelessly groomed women indicates a "I couldn't care less-about your opinion of me!" attitude. [...] In the sizzle of summer -or in the winter when heavier garments may create a perspiration problem, a good deodorant will solve this problem." [ModernMechanix]
