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more about #mcdreamy Beat Girl: Half the reason I haven't made plans to visit America is because of airport regulations. I try to be that smiley co-operative girl in airports, but I ... more » Trulymadlyme: I want that leather coat as much as the deserts miss the rain. more » jemandtheholograms: There's no way his hair product gets past the 3-1-1 rule more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I'm sorry Mr. McDreamy, I'm going to need you to go behind this curtain so that I can supervise your strip search. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: It looks like it's working nicely. And wasn't he in that movie where he was a pizza delivery guy and when ladies called and asked for anchovies on the... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): McDreamy: I got your boarding pass right here... Male TSA: You had me at boarding, sir. more » haguenite: Either that lady at left is smiling widely at him or throwing him the mother of all "bish, plz" faces. I hope it's the latter. more » Whiskey and Popcorn: He's autographing a copy of his autobiography- "Mane and Tale-the story of my hair " more » AJ: Sir, that smile looks lethal. I'll need you to stand still while I give you the, ahem, required pat down. I'll get almost no pleasure from this, hon... more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: These aren't the bags you're looking for *jedi hand wave* more » bluebears: no, no. its a....back massager. yeah, thats it. more » BabyJane: He's doing his best not to get McStripped McSearched. more » BellaTricks: This is why I'd never be hired at the TSA. I couldn't withstand that level of charm. I'm just not strong enough. more » brinkswomanship: Just smile, Patrick, smile and twinkle... that's the way... they'll never notice the hollowed-out Bump-Its full of ecstasy... smiling... smiling... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "I'm really sorry about Made of Honor. I swear, the script looked better than the finished project turned out to be. I'll give you back the price of... more » kelsium: They've been watching, they know you're being a whiny biatch. more » dreamweave: And my money says it works more »
