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more about #maurypovitch more comments → Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve: Aww, I was hoping the Isis / Clarke episode would have made it in (I still adore Isis). more » Seriously: Dear OlsensMurrays does not toast their bagels.Also, if I ate a bagel everThanksManhattan more » outrageouschaos: One time, I used one of those self-waxing strips that Daddy Pervy was using on his daughter's va-jay-jay. It left a perfectly square blood blister on ... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Meh. Lotsa women used to come into the clinic with impacted tampons. The granola girls usually had sea sponges. I think it's easy for some people to f... more » bloodflower: i hadn't seen the party girl one before and i was not expecting a tampon getting stuck story. BRAVO PARTY GIRL, BRAVO. more » SisterMaryMartha: Could Maury laugh any harder? That was kind of cruel. more » PootyT: wow. the olsen twins really have no. personality. sad. more » SisterMaryMartha: So she can eat cream CHEESE but can't drink milk because of the lactose? more » rubber soul: The cotton ball phobia one is so, so, so bad. How could they do that and then just laugh at her freaking out? It's like middle school cruel. A lot ea... more » Jack_Burton: Drunk Kathleen Turner gave me a boner. THAT VOICE!!! Rawr! Re: Cotton-ball-people - that's just so fucking wrong. more » The HZA.: I still love number one. It probably means I am bad person for laughing at it. But c'mon! It was more bizarre than the lady scared of pickles. more » -
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10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
Loopy, aging stars, Martha Stewart's sex sounds, and inappropriate father/daughter relationships made it on 2008's 10 best talk show moments. (Spoiler alert: there's not a paternity test result in the bunch.)
