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more about #mattdillon Svenskasweetie: The rain in Spain falls softly on the ... Matt Dillon. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: Andalusia, with streets full of rain. I'd still love to see you again and again. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: First Pony, now Dally -- will S.E. Hinton be guest posting? more » token_illiterate_commenter: It's raining in Andalusia? Summer must really be over. Damn. more » Kali Mama: Mariah and Nick, it's been a year already? Man those crazy kids are in it for the long haul eh? more » apocalypse-nowish: Thanks for not mentioning that Gisele said that her husband's son is '100% her's', despite the fact that Jack's mom raises him and is still living. more » southernbelle: Lindsey Lohan can come over to my house and eat ramen noodles if she wants. Of course, she'll have to pay rent. But my super frugal husband will get h... more » RosaxĂ©: WTF is up with Gisele Bundchen being photographed with her shirt over her head? WTF is approving these photos and thinking, that's sexy/hot??? On ano... more » tiny_danza: Does it strike anyone else as a tad doublestandardy that very few people have responded to Simon Cowell's sookiness when tens of thousands trample Ms ... more » MarissaExplainsItAll: Anyone hear the Britney recording? She sounded super calm throughout the whole thing. It was creepy. more » Tippi Hedren: I just ADORE Michael J. Fox, and (as disinterested as I am in what Oprah has to say) I am really looking forward to this interview. more » lilbobbytables: I am over 17. I will totally see Bruno. I will see it 17 times. Bruhaha. more » femputer: MPAA: you are asshats. There was that pretty-graphic depiction of CHILD star Dakota Fanning getting raped...was that NC-17? Nooo. Then this silly horr... more » HoooooooT: If I looked like Heidi Klum I would never wear clothes. Ever. I would be buried naked. more » femputer: as the wise Katt Williams said: "Poor Britney. How sad. How hilariously sad." But seriously - the situation with her father gives me (an outsider, yes... more » HillGirl: Every picture I see of Lindsay Lohan she is shopping. Add that to not working, not wonder she is broke. Is there anyone in Britney Spears' life that ... more » Awakeonatrain: A survey of the standards of the MPAA: Happy sex that is explicitly portrayed in a film- NC-17 An explicit, violent rape scene from The Last House on ... more » maneki neko: I just don't get what NASA's problem is with naming it "Colbert". It's not like they actually care about the name of this part of the space station, o... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Dear Ashley Tisdale, Your hair color effects no one else but you. It will not cure AIDS, end child abuse or fix the economy. However, your obvious sel... more » dreamweave: Hugh Hefner thinks Melissa Rycroft has spunk. That is just too easy. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Everyone Hears Britney's Call For Help; Rihanna Won't Listen To D.A.
- A voicemail recording has surfaced of Britney Spears leaving a message for a lawyer about ending her father's conservatorship. She says Jamie Spears has threatened to take her children away. [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Sasha And Malia Find Out What's Behind Door Number One
- Last night the White House staff set up a scavenger hunt for Malia and Sasha so they could learn about the history of their new home, and they found a huge surprise at the end.
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#drivencrazy
Why Celebrities Can't Drive
Last night Matt Dillon was arrested traveling 106 mph in Vermont, and this morning Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of DUI. Yesterday, Slate asked the inevitable question: why are so many celebrities bad drivers? -
