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more about #matchmaking lilad: 1. female empowerment blah blah. I got the impression BOTH sexes were engaging in this. 2. the picture reminds me of the movie Timer that's coming out... more » pear.shaped.Sara: How does the bra know if it's a real diamond? Seems like they should put some CZ detection powers up in that bish. more » Jack_Burton: I'll handle this, Mr. President! more » midwesternmom: They might as well install speakers and play my great Aunt Linda's voice over and over: "You're not getting any younger, you know." "Do you think at y... more » tscheese: Hey, crazy bra manufacturers? How about instead of making super-digital Twitter-enabled microchip beep beep boop bras, you focus first on making me br... more » birminghamdrunk: when is the whole "cooking is for teh WIMMINZ" thing going to go the fuck away already? i mean seriously. for some reason, i have the innate urge to b... more » lalaland13: Everytime the countdown expires, you are impelled by some mysterious force to go the humane society and adopt another cat. Also, those batteries could... more » Moondragon: This bra makes it look like her breasts are explosives... I get a vague bond-villain feeling from all of this. more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): So mothers shouting at their daughters to "put a brawrawn" will have a whole new meaning? more » tomatoheart: "Ring operated Girl" Though I am sorta curious what would happen if you stuck a quarter in there. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I didn't dare buy a bra when I was in Japan. They were bright neon colors and covered in lace and ruffles and bows and flowers. They had enough padd... more » lilbobbytables: Well. That sure is something. more » KiddyKat: So is the braw counting down? What happens if you don't get engaged? Does the spinster patrol pick you up and drop you off on an island populated with... more » save jinger: What happens if you *gasp* don't get engaged by the time the clock runs out? Do you shrivel up and die? Does the bra have a bomb in it that explodes... more » baraqiel: Oh, Japan. Is there any ridiculous gadget you won't invent? more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Didn't Charlotte York do this?! more » annebreal: Well, here's one way to discourage guys with creepy basically racist Asian girl fetishes, send them this link. This makes me feel better about being s... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This will go so well with my underwear that counts down my remaining eggs every month. Once I'm fertilized, "The Boys Are Back in Town" plays and the... more » misspell: I'm surprised that this is legal - it seems like North Korea would prohibit people from defecting. I guess marriage is perhaps the only workaround. more » YourScreenplaySucks: one guy promised a woman marriage, slept with her, then demanded a refund. Sigh. Change "marriage" to "a soda & a hot snack" and you've got the st... more » -
#huntingseason
This Bra: Too Many Kinds Of Ridiculous To Count
"Aggressive women" have started a new craze for "marriage-hunting" in Japan. Complete with state-of-the-art search-and-marry lingerie! More » -
#catchmeacatch
Korean Matchmaker Helping To Unite North & South
By any standard, Millionaire, Tough Love or otherwise, a matchmaker who's brought together 360 couples in under four years is a roaring success. And that's not even counting Choi Young-hee's contribution to diplomacy! More » -
#datinggame
Matchmaker, Matchmaker: Why Playing Cupid's A Bad Idea
Novelist Curtis Sittenfeld's Salon essay on disastrous matchmaking got us thinking about the perils of being a Yenta. More »
