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more about #masturbation more comments → BitingThrough: My wife showed me that article, but I had to tell her, "not now, 'batin!" more » deuteragonist: I'm about 97% sure that if I tried that belt move, I would hit one of us in the face with it and/or fall over. Also am 100% sure my boyfriend would la... more » a.r.van.sant: One Way to Scare Your Lover - The Amanda Bynes Cover Shot for Cosmo more » roxythekiller: George Lucas called about the cover. He wants his special effects team back. more » AfroJezeBella: What's the article on "Bitch-Slap His Mom" about? more » sequined: Right hand privilege, Jezeditors! What if you man's LEFT HAND is the problem? more » Kayleigh R. Carter: How do you snap a belt sexily? I have tried. It flops around uselessly, flaccid and completely unsexy. Also no I will not grab his belt buckle like t... more » minniebaninnie: I feel like the proportion of Amanda Bynes' film/television work to the number of Amanda Bynes Cosmo covers is severely off. more » RollRoll: I saw the headline 100% HOTTER SEX and all I could think of was "well, there's a really easy way to do that" *blowtorch* more » ladyfalcon is skin deep: My boyfriend and I both have solo sex lives in addition to the (very happy) one we share. It has absolutely never impacted our sex together negatively... more » Gnatalby: I'll be lining my vagina with a female condom made of sandpaper in order to give him the friction he needs. Thanks Cosmo! more » i.m.: "A man's hand can provide a lot more friction than a vagina." If men's hands were better vaginas than vaginas, then...I mean, please, this is stupid.... more » 18thfloor: The bad economy is leaving a lot of guys without jobs, so they sit at home, bored, and start masturbating more often." I am a woman, I have a job, an... more » hatey: Jason Mojica is actually a prize of a man, Jezebel. I know from experience. more » Bunsen Honeydew: It's like Amanda Bynes is a paper doll, and they just attached a new and different hair style to her. From a different paper doll, with different colo... more » -
#coverlies
Cosmo's 50 Ways To Scare Your Lover
If your boyfriend or husband has been laid off recently, beware: All that free time has turned him into a chronic masturbator, and he's singlehandedly (heh) ruining your sex life. Cosmo recommends you crack the whip — literally.
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#themaddeningcrowd
City Council, NYPD Address Subway Harassment
Earlier today, New York City officials met to discuss one nasty and pervasive problem facing commuters: Sexual harassment on the subway. More » -
#therestherub
Forever & A Day
"I have a friend who, when she read [Deenie & Forever], thought her special place was under her arm. She rubbed it and rubbed it and just waited and waited." - Judy Blume. [DoubleX] -
#leftovers
Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
• Texas police say that a Houston-area woman attempted to get back at her ex by frying their pet goldfish and eating them. Police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. • More » -
#thepornultimatum
Why Don't Women Watch More Porn?
That's the question that Violet Blue attempts to answer (with good humor) in, of all publications, O Magazine... and she's not buying the common explanation that it's because women's fantasies are romantic instead of raunchy.
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#monkeybars
Slate Writer Concocts Convenient Reason For "Pro-Life" Male Masturbation
Our favorite Slate writer, William Saletan, is a reasonable guy. He just wants to masturbate without the soul-crushing guilt associated with disobeying the will of God. As such, he's got a plan to make choking the chicken right with God. More » -
#comehither
Orgasm Faces: Immersion: Porn Brings Voyeurism To The Fore
Robbie Cooper's film of young adults discussing (and demonstrating) their love of pornography is now up on Wallpaper's website. Featuring three women and three men, the film is essentially SFW (with the exception of some audio), but still fairly unsettling. More » -
#potpsychology
"How Should I Talk To My Daughter About Masturbation?"
Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy, is back! This week, sexpert Susie Bright helps us weigh in on your burning questions. More » -
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#sexandtheeconomy
During The Recession, Go F*** Yourself
When the economy is losing steam as fast as some of us are losing jobs, there are few remaining options for cheap ways to while away the unemployed hours — other than masturbating, of course.
