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more about #massage more comments → lisas: I do the squeaky voice specifically to piss off the cat. I've never had a cat that couldn't be driven to tail-lashing annoyance in like 2 seconds with... more » drinkwater: I think these recommendations are more true than not. But I think it's more complicated than that. Yes, a flat palm is more comforting. But first you ... more » Snowbunny: I trust my cat to tell me how he likes to be pet, Maryjean. I think he knows what he likes better than you do. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Poor Henry/Pookie looks really uncomfortable. He's like, Bish, this stuff is private! I don't do the talkshow circuit, broadcasting all the ways you d... more » Pennyfeather: But I have to pet my cat quickly! If I pet too slowly, it just gives her time to bite me. more » Dorilys: All I can think about is that the cat looks so MAD in that screen grab! more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Funny, when I pet my pussy I do all three of those things. It's always seemed to enjoy it... more » sportz.star: Ahhh, pussy control. more » PilgrimSoul: Some people pet their cats (ahem) with only their fingertips? that's weird. I speak to my cat in French. (She's from Montreal and her papers were i... more » I, Zombie Normal: If there's one thing I know how to do, it's pet my own puss. Zing! more » Penny: She rocketed to Internet fame for this? I have never heard anyone talk to a cat like that. A baby, maybe. Also, I am of the mind that cats just lik... more » BetteD: I think it can be stated definitively that the high squeaky voice employed by Ballner at the end of this clip is an affront to all life forms with any... more » thoughtthinker: Maryjean's Cat Massage Don't that didn't air: Don't pet puss that's on your pay roll. more » -
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Cat Massage Master Gives Dave Letterman Puss-Petting Tips
Cat massage expert Maryjean Ballner, who rocketed to internet fame when Everything Is Terrible posted her how-to videos, was on Letterman last night, where she informed Dave and the world that we've been petting cats wrong all our lives. More »
