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    amowls: Yesterday I went to a Halloween party dressed normally and people asked me what I was and I said, "Myself. People choose costumes based on what they s... more »
    CollegeBookworm: I'm going as Hermione Granger, and yes, the slutty version. I'm in college, that's how it is. Also, the only pleated skirt I own is a mini. more »
    SouthernSatine: I'm going as Jessica Rabbitt and my boyfriend is going as Eddie Valient. I'm going to freeze my ass off and only children of the 80's are going to und... more »
    hamburgerhotdog: I'm bummed by how unoriginal people have gotten with Halloween. Zero effort, zero creativity. And these people are rich so they could even PAY someone... more »
    heykoukla: I bet Lydia Heart's PRESS! hat wasn't even part of a costume. She probably put it on when she wrote her column/spoke to the real journalist who then g... more »
    bigleggedwoman: Ashlane Gorse has not been working on her merit badges much, has she? What have the Girl Scouts come to? I had my damn sash full o' badges. more »
    NefariousNewt: Kim Kardashian and Lydia Hearst Shaw do sexy well, but as has been noted so many times, that's all Halloween is about for women anymore. more »
    Eleanor Ramilly: I'm going as Blossom tonight! I will never participate in Slutoween!Never! more »
    BeAgrestic: What is Kris Jenner supposed to be? She appears to be some sort of Sexy Soviet soldier, but I thought she was sexy Nazi (gasp!) at first glance. more »
    SmritaPraeconinus: I'm dressed up like a giant, fully-functioning box of Franzia wine today (had the idea before it was posted on Jezebel!) and calling myself "Jane Wine... more »
    nex0s: I really like Kim's WW outfit - except for the black tights! They are upsetting me! Nude tights lady! NUDE! Don't be ashamed of your gorgeous thighs! more »
    Tara Incognita: I dressed up for years as Amelia Earhart. My dad was/is a pilot and I always used his flight jacket. Thank God the slutoween phase hadn't kicked in yet. more »
    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Is Lydia Hearst at both of these parties? With two different hair colors? She looks better in red, I think. more »
    trixie_talbot: Since when was 'scary' not the dress code for Halloween? You have the rest of the year to be sexy, people! Let's get the gore costumes out. Samara (fr... more »
    Thistledew: I think Lance Bass is sort of trying to be witty? I think his robe is supposed to be tied to High School Musical, so it's kind of like old teen sensa... more »