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more about #masikcollegiatefragrances more comments → stealthird: Fried tempeh, fingerpaints, and dental dams = Eau de Sarah Lawrence. more » lookethatmyface: I don't know what Vassar would smell like. Cigarettes and coke? How do you bottle essence of hipster? more » RocktheDebit: Eau de Chicago: A top note of old books, autumn leaves, fennel, and lemongrass, quickly decaying to FUCK IT'S COLD FUCK FUCK FUCK with undertones of p... more » hellosunshine: Hm. Bush's Chicken + freshly-cut grass + bear poop + Victoria's Secret Heavenly + the sweet, smug aroma of God's love = Baylor! more » mbprice: Ha, I was actually interviewed for this story in Union Station in DC, but my answer didn't make the cut :( more » JoePa is my homeboy: I went to Penn State (is it obvious?) and I'm pretty sure that they could make these smell like the morning after a frat party and thousands of Penn S... more » morninggloria: The scent of Notre Dame- incense, beer, ethanol, and shame more » R_Claw: UCSB - Ocean and Weed more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Hampshire College smells like: Weed, patchouli, body odor. Also weed. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I'm having a huge amount of fun coming up with smells for rival schools...mwahaha more » WaltzingMatilda: What do you have along the lines of Tulane? Bourbon Street has its own distinct aroma - Huge Ass Beers, Manure and Shame. Bottle that up. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: i'll buy some but only if its made of bits of real college and illegal in nine countries. more » million.dollar.mouth.: Pabst Blue Ribbon. That is all. more » bananaballs: Syracuse University would have the essence of Prada bags, car burglaries, Labatt beer, and...orange (duh). more » BlondeGrlz: My college smelled like pluff mud, paper mills and fried food. I would still wear it as a perfume though, I really miss that place. more »
