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more about #mascara more comments → o-line: This is what my face would look like if I tried that vibrating mascara wand. #maxfactormascaraads more » morninggloria: These are the notes I took during that super boring compliance meeting last week. #maxfactormascaraads more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Cousin tit. #maxfactormascaraads more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Nice rendering of a yeti's butthole. #maxfactormascaraads more » egg cream: This looks like the cover of a '70s YA supernatural mystery. It makes me homesick for the library. more » BetteD: This looks like a close-up of Cousin It or something. Which is kind of messed up and awesome all at the same time. #maxfactormascaraads more » OneTwoPunch: So cool! Reminds me of a "Beowulf" cover. But, yeah, not mascara. #maxfactormascaraads more » Snowbunny: This looks like the spell book in "Hocus Pocus," except made out of human hair instead of skin. #maxfactormascaraads more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Now that's really giving someone the "hairy eyeball." #maxfactormascaraads more » legs benedict: How can I look into your eyes if you only have one (as far as I can see in this ad)? I mean, maybe the second eye is totally obscured by these crazy l... more » Kivrin: That ad was apparently drawn by the goth guy in my high school art class. more » MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: When I was quite a bit younger, I worked at a Japanese restaurant that had fancy tatami rooms. Customers who sat in the rooms had to remove their sho... more » tomatoheart: At starbucks a few months ago, a woman in line in front of me had a pencil skirt on that had split up to her lower butt cheeks. You could see her ass ... more » The Queen of No: Last nite, the guy I'm seeing had a piece of food in his teeth the whole nite. But I sat on the other side of him on the couch so it never bothered me... more » queenieinmanhattan: YES. Last November, I walked out of a cafe in Paris with my dress tucked into my tights. It took about five blocks of walking for me to realize that... more » -
#opticalillusions
Look Into My Eyes
We find the European Max Factor Masterpiece mascara ad at left kind of creepy, but at least it's more interesting than the usual shot of a celebrity with ridiculously lush lashes. [Copyranter] -
#missmanners
Spinach In Teeth? Skirt In Pantyhose? If You See Something, Say Something!
Yesterday, Hortense Twittered, "I'd just like to give a shout out to everyone I work with for not telling me that I've had bagel crumbs on my face for the past 45 minutes." Fair enough! More »
