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more about #maryhart girlarchaeologist: Those toes will haunt my dreams tonight, and for all nights to come. #tyrafaketoenails more » swashbuckling: The more mistakes Mariah makes, the more I love her. That's one of the upsides of not having regular contact with her. Oh, if those Lisa Frank binders... more » JessickerFletcher: In other TV news, has anyone else been plagued by those Idaho Potatoes commercials? I seldom watch daytime TV but I was sick so today was an exception... more » MIXED: Did Mariah think casually wiping her cleavage and smelling it would go unnoticed? #tyrafaketoenails more » MIXED: I worked at a tanning salon in high school (ooooh the stories) and knew a couple girls that came in who had acrylics on their toenails, but never as l... more » marisa.picker: Just thought everyone who watched Always Sunny last night should know that the www.DickTowel.com Web site is real. NSFW (for most of you)- especially... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Wasilla townies. I almost want to defend the place, but then I remember, I got the fuck out of Alaska. I don't need to defend it. Still, I hate the ... more » morninggloria: Whoa. That Sandals commercial's version of "I've Had The Time Of My Life" sounds like the Kidz Bop version. Except, sung by adults who should know b... more » PrairieGirl: I can understand why you'd keep one long toe nail, you know, for the coke, but 10? That's just excessive. #tyrafaketoenails more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Number 7 seems like a mash-up for "The Time of My Life" and "I Got a Feeling." You hear that GLEE kids? #tyrafaketoenails more » JinxyMcDeath: Framebang!!!! #tyrafaketoenails more » hovy: Kirstie Alley on her coke days. What are days ending in 'y', Alex? #tyrafaketoenails more » Understater: Is this supposed to be sexy? Chest stubble and exaggerated nipples? Ugh, really, Tracie? And yes to the latter part ::hangs head in shame:: #tyrafa... more » GirlFailer: Can anyone tell me what's going on in the Michelle Obama video? #tyrafaketoenails more » LoSpaz: Oh God, the fake toenails. I lost one of my big toenails two weeks before my wedding (it's a side effect of running). Of course I was wearing sandals.... more » GirlFailer: This is pretty embarrassing, but I have had an acrylic tip on my toe. My cleats were too tight when I played lacrosse, and after a long game, I lost m... more » Etoiles: Ugh ugh UGH. Toenails gross me the hell out. (Not feet so much, just toenails.) I clip mine multiple times per week to make sure they stay short an... more » sfBirdie: I beg of you, Hailey, COOL IT with the makeup. #eightisenough more » stacyinbean: Anybody else creeped out by how Hailey is making Kate-face in that first picture? #eightisenough more » BlondeGoddess: TRACIEZ IN MA BELLY MAIKIN LAFS #eightisenough more » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. More » -
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LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
On last night's Entertainment Tonight, Jon Gosselin chose Hailey Glassman's interview with Mary Hart as his opportunity to "break up" with her. Mary's WTF faces were gold. We present to you our version of the interview: LOL Jerks. More »
