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more about #marycarey jaydock: Oh, Mario. Oh, oh Mario. I...There are no words. more » Phyllis Nefler: I wonder if Suze will wear a new jacket to Lady Gaga's concert. more » LilyBonesBurana: God bless your hot, hot philanthropic ass, Jane Fonda!!!!!! more » Tippi Hedren: Let us not forget Rivers Cuomo's asshole tweet, "It's cool to have a dead friend." more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Yoko, I love you. That is wonderful advice. I don't particularly like Kelsey Grammar, but those tweets TOTALLY sound like Frasier Crane. more » rodmanstreet: The only way Kelsey Grammar's Twitter could be better is if he did it in character as Frasier Crane. But this is nearly as good. more » Penny: Oh fuck me, this is a doozy. I love Suze Orman. I hope I can spend the next decade undoing the debt I accrued in the past decade. She's an inspirat... more » quesavoysavoy: the dearth of "grammatically incorrect with bill maher" jokes is inexcusable. more » andromache: don't know who Erika Christensen is, but I like her. more » JessickerFletcher: Okay, now I'm ready Yoko. SUZE ORMAN, just when I thought I couldn't love you more... ORMAN 2016 more » JessickerFletcher: Okay Yoko, I'll try but first I need to do a negativity purge: Dear Bill Maher, 1. You have a nasty habit of talking shit about things to which you ... more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Nicole Richie, I'm impressed. I suppose it's entirely possible I'm impressed by her assistant, but whatevs. more » georgina: Geez Slater, does the "A.C." stand for Ass Clown?? What an insensitive thing to say. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: You give me so much fail, and then Yoko expects me to not say anything negative for three days? But Paris making another album! Bill Maher is talking ... more » Diziet_Sma: Bill Maher, I like you most of the time, but you need to know when to shut up. Here's a clue: when it's a subject you know nothing about, SHUT UP. Peo... more » MissMollyKate: Did Erika Christensen just out herself as a secret Jezebelle??? more » Evie Havok: I feel bad for being surprised that Holly Madison used the word vernacular in a sentence. A lot of assumptions about her disappeared from my brain. Hm... more » GGobsessed: I feel guilty for how surprised I am that holly Madison used the term, "vernacular." And correctly. Very, very ashamed. And yeah, I too am liking Nic... more » girlwithapen: I enjoy Holly Madison's juxtaposition of a Beavis and Butthead reference with the word "vernacular." How can you not smile at a woman who appreciates ... more » femme-bot: Oh, Dr. Frasier Crane, we're listening. Does anyone else think he's sexy? /ashamed more » -
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Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More » -
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Demi Moore Gets Candid With A Giraffe
Today in Tweet Beat, there's no airbrushing for Demi Moore or the giraffe, Ice-T flosses about all of his Xboxes, and Kim Zolciak is making a wig for Chris Crocker. More » -
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Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More » -
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Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is concerned about his how much exposure his Tweets get, Lindsay Lohan is still pissed at her dad, and Ice-T's wife Coco has the most awesome cell phone. More » -
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Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is still on the fence about posing full-frontal, Kirstie Alley has a stalker, and Kelly Osbourne got a new puppy. More » -
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Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
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Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar. More » -
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Diablo Cody Might Work On The Playboy Movie?
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More » -
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Demi Quotes Ghost, In Memory Of Patrick Swayze
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom. More » -
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Frances Bean Cobain Follows Paula Deen
Today in Tweet Beat, Frances Bean is interested in Paula's peach cobbler, Jessica Simpson needs help pooping outdoors, Tyra wants details about your panties, and the Full House guys are still close. More » -
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Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
- A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]
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Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
- Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:
