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more about #mary more comments → DorothyBarker: Wait, how do I get the twenty off the dresser without touching it? #beat more » pesematology: Dude, the sauna is not for shaving. I'd be offended too. We need like, Finns policing sauna etiquette everywhere. #beat more » andromache: is there any way to shave a pussy without being naked? #beat more » excessorized: "unbenounced"? well katy perry, unbeknownst to you, i always suspected you were dumb, but now i have proof. #beat more » Crackers in Bed: that pic of Coco is all shades of crazy!!! her breasts look like they're hard as rocks! #beat more » amsci: CoCo's photo just reminded me that Thanksgiving is next week. #beat more » SevenNationArmy: Hey Katy, I wish that driver had farted IN YOUR FACE. Booya. #beat more » SheelaNaGig: I can see why even a porn actor wouldn't like seeing a woman in the gym sauna shaving her vagina. There is a time and place for such things, and it i... more » missing_piece: So Jenna, if Oprah breaks out a double dong, would that make you feel any less nervous? #beat more » bitingfairy: Well you can't shave it fully clothed. #beat more » Lolita Hazed: "Benounced" is not a word. #beat more » whats_in_a_name: Sorry Ms Stanger, I have seen every single woman I've ever dated touch money, and it didn't make a single one of them any less feminine. #beat more » BestEuphemismEver: I dedicate every day to Lady GaGa. #beat more » Marla Singer: Yes, because money itself is charged with masculine energy and we girls shouldn't be messin' with it anyway. No social constructs here. That' just the... more » Scout: at first I thought Coco's KNEES were her BOOBIES and I was very afraid. #beat more » -
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Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Today in Tweet Beat, members of different Real Housewives cities are getting friendly, millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger gives ridiculously sexist dating advice, and adult performer Mary Carey is oddly offended by nudity at her gym. More » -
#goodbadugly
This Event? Totally Precious
It must be a relief for celebs to attend a screening they feel good about. Maybe that's why there was such an amazing turnout for Precious at Grauman's Chinese Theatre: Mariah, Paula, Mary J., Star, Sherri, and, yes, Oprah herself. More » -
#ragtrade
Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
- The Olsen twins are launching a new juniors' collection for JC Penney, home of the brands Kimora Lee Simmons, Bisou Bisou, and Charlotte Ronson. It'll be called Olsenboye and is expected in stores this spring. [The Cut]
