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more about #married more comments → yvanehtnioj: The cake was delicious, her suit was lovely, everyone was in a great mood, and it was fun. more » AthertonMerriweather: I wonder if she'll have to live on less than $25k/year... more » BlondeGrlz: I hope that ass shaped cake ends up on Crack Wrecks, I mean, Cake Wrecks. I also hope it had chocolate filling. more » LaComtesse: LaFemme-- I think my favorite part about that moment on 'Girls Next Door' was when Holly kept ooo-ing "It looks JUST LIKE IT." Ummm... yeah, Holly. It... more » morninggloria: Getting a cake shaped like an ass would dredge up some negative memories for me, as my ass used to be shaped like a cake. more » Eeva: Well, you can't spell wedding without a-s-s! Oh wait, you can. more » Macloserboy: Why give this coverage to someone who has admitted girl-on-girl crime? more » Annabellie: I guess that maybe she's a little tired of things that are floofy and white... more » Lymed: I almost settled for a dress that was just mildly irritating, but then I realized, what would may wedding day mean if I didn't spend it telling my dre... more » J.D.Regent: Aw, I love these ho to housewife tales! more » LaFemme: The cake is a joke, right? That reminded me of the Girls Next Door episode where they all cast their body parts in chocolate for Hef's 115th birthday ... more » LaComtesse: I think an ass-shaped novelty cake as an anti-wedding measure is way more annoying than a (reasonably priced) floofy white dress. more » hamburgerhotdog: Hooray for Sheila McClear getting outside work. They met at Redemption. Forget her past, that is one detail I would make sure no one ever knew. more » Annabellie: I'd get an ass-shaped cake, but the hall we rented says that the cake has to come from an "accredited bakery" for health and safety reasons. I'm not s... more » BabyJane: Nothing says romance like ass-cake. more »
