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more about #marlonbrando more comments → Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: Perez Hilton: I am a feminist. I have the 19-inch arms of a feminist, the strength of a feminist, and the knowledge to know that i use that strength t... more » BabyJane: Jon & Kate, please just stop it. You're giving me a stomach ache and I'm not even involved in your lives. Take a break, have a cup of tea, hug tho... more » HarpMadness: Aw, the girls look so happy in that picture, sitting there with their mom. My ice-cold heart continues to stir over that family. more » tscheese: Megan Fox, listen. I understand that acting is probably very hard work and you're under a lot of pressure. But if you really feel THAT awful about the... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Does anybody else think "Buried" sounds rather tasteless? It is one thing to try to bring awareness to the situation in Iraq; it is another thing to ... more » DutchessOfDork: Brad and Angelina have been together longer than Brad and Jennifer. more » kaiwhakamarie: Zooey and Ben! What an AWESOME couple! YES! How did I not know about this before now? more » hortense: I actually do know Scout Taylor-Compton: didn't she play Dean's little sister on Gilmore Girls? And then didn't she runaway in real life or something ... more » tscheese: Kate Hudson is described as a "steakhouse hex," Is Kate Hudson also responsible for the fact that steaks are never exactly as medium-rare as I want th... more » Whiskey and Popcorn: Mr Depp: please blink twice slowly if you are being held against your will. There's a car waiting out back. Your nightmare is finally over and you are... more » DangerMouse: Now, the perfect card for when your mom suggests you go to rehab! I envision it as one of those ones that plays music. Front: Tryin' to make me go to ... more » EkaterinaBallerina: Ironic that Scout Taylor-Compton is joining the cast of The Runaways, since you know, she was once one in real life. more » dancerevolution: Sorry for what, Perez? Can you be a little more specific? more » birminghamdrunk: Really I'm insane and I don't know how to control my mouth this gem brought to us by... captain obvious. where are her handlers? doesn't anyone ever j... more » SomeAuthorGirl: It is now my fondest wish to get a prezzie wrapped in the lyrics to "I'm No Good." My second fondest wish? To get knackered in a bar with Harry and Ron. more » -
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Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
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In Blow To Tabloid Industry, Angelina's Womb Closed For Business
- Angelina Jolie has reportedly been told she shouldn't bear any more babies for health reasons. But what of the babies the tabloids insist she conceived about two months before the twins' birth? [E!, The Superficial]
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When Madonna Falls In Concert, Does She Make A Sound?
- Video of Madonna falling yesterday during a concert in Brazil. She played it off, did a yoga stretch, then proceeded to French kiss a dancer dressed in Like-A-Virgin-duds, so everything's cool. [The Life Files, PopSugar]
