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more about #marktwain msridiculous447: They're alligators, not crocodiles. more » o-line: This is much better than my family's idea of a witty Christmas, which would probably involve several farting gifts from Spencer's and a No Fat Chicks ... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: The Row's prices would make more sense if the clothes were made out of, I don't know, antique silk or RPattz's hair woven into fabric. But it's just J... more » GeneKuya: While I loathe Barneys' prices, I feel this story must be told: My (art history major) boyfriend and I (same major) went to the Whitney over the summ... more » viklane: For some spare change, I think I can afford a bitter sarcasm holiday. more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: The price of the glasses is not too bad. I'm all about cost per wear and those those frames will last for a while but the earrings? No. more » Dr. Girlfriend: For $1700, those pants had better come with a damn clit-warmer. more » VirginiaDentata: Barney's, you say witty, and I say shitty Let's call the whole thing off! Seriously, fuck you, and your popped collar crock-block shirt too! more » shellsbells: Seems so odd to contrast images of Abe Lincoln with $2900 earrings.. I mean, he needs those like he needs a hole in the head. Too soon? more » randomnessish: I'm excited to do the "Find this Look for Less" feature on this catalogue for my internship. Should be super easy!! more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Dodai makes the big blogger dollars while I pull down my commenter nada because she can come up with words like "floordrobe." more » Bitingpika: This is probaby a dumb question, but what is an amoeba diamond? I've googled and everything, but nothing makes sense. more » MargaretMoony: I'm pretty sure I can find those sun/moon $2900 earrings for $10 max at the local craft fair. more » suzannelb: I'm pretty sure someone on Etsy has made every single one of those accessories for less than a hundred bills. ESPECIALLY the sun and moon earrings --... more » meritxell: an erotic life: Oh, Barneys. You can pretend to be witty, you cannot pretend to be relevant. more » Penny: Also, you, Dodai, are witty beyond imagination. I shall be sending you a $25 Barneys gift card. Do they make those? more » Marla Singer: Am I doin it rite? more » Tchotchke: I don't care if that cardigan and tank top were made by blind French monks, there is absolutely no way that you can justify the $490 and $225 price ta... more » Penny: I can't get past how much I love that font. Wonder if they created that in-house? more » rodmanstreet: What would the Board of Ed say if I suggested LOLFoundingFathers on a teaching job interview? Would they think it's a clever way to integrate our mod... more » -
#todayincatalogs
Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More » -
#talkingpoints
How To Talk Like Laura Bush & Sarah Palin
Watching the banality with which Laura Bush recently voiced her support for Sarah Palin inspired our rhetorical analysts to take a break from annotating and help readers translate ordinary English into the language of Laura — and other prominent Repubs. More »
