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more about #markruffalo more comments → Sodypop: That is my dream bike. I love it. There was a summer that I dated a guy just because he had this bike. more » Diziet_Sma: I will never get over the sex scenes in In The Cut; he is so fucking hot in that. And he has a mustache. That's right. A mustache. more » counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good: Why do Americans call a BMW a beamer? more » CurtCole: reamer? more » cuteasabutton: I'd ride him. more » FireflyinJuly: Why hello there, you hot piece of man-meat. Come over to see my etchings? more » ohgoodness: Jennifer Lopez has suceeded in making herself look like an obnoxious rich woman worthy of little more than a stint on Real Housewives of the Bronx. more » Majrhoulihan: Blind item: Gellman? more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: I want to slap Lady Gaga. Her single stinks to high heaven, and she's no Andy Warhol. more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: For some reason, the names Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro blended together in my mind and I read that as 'Sean Penn met with Che Guevara,' which I'm pre... more » stoprobbers: Oh my god, Lady Gaga, SHUT UP. You're barely a pop star. You're definitly not an artist. On a side note, stoprobbers is stuck at jury duty today (fun ... more » Triphena: For a celebrity who can't shut up about politics and social issues, I find it really odd that Susan Sarandon who have someone kicked out of an event f... more » tscheese: I'm not going to be happy unless Snakes on a Plane is remade with Playmobil dolls and stop-motion Claymation. more » funnyface: Wow, Katie Jordan would be SO happy to live in Puritain times. more » LaComtesse: "but his publicist says: "Sean is a champion of civil rights." Isn't that kinda like going on American Idol, getting a negative review and saying "But... more » -
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Jennifer Lopez: Better Late Than Never?
- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had trouble getting into the Neighborhood Ball last night, because they were late. You gotta get there before the President! [Page Six]
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Jennifer Aniston Cops To Photoshop
- Jennifer Aniston admits two things about that naughty nude GQ cover: that she was drunk when they snapped the pics and that they photoshopped her already perfect funbags. [NYDN]
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Bristol Palin Will Have A Baby Boy!
- The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]
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Britney On Hunger Strike?
- Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]
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Jennifer Aniston: Buck Naked & Making Brangelina Jokes
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