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more about #mariosschwab more comments → prestocaro fears the culling: All I can do is dream of a show that unites Kelly Bensimone and Kate Gosselin. We're So Down To Earth Plus 10? Death of Logic and the English Language... more » Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: Posh thoughts: Beck, I had the most horrible dream last night. You had hitler-hair, and I had space-samurai hair and everyone could see us in our unde... more » hydrogen_jukebox: It is my opinion that if someone has to describe themselves as "so down-to-earth"...they probably aren't. more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: Posh - I've really got to pee, and these spanx-like underwear are not helping matters. Do you think he would notice if I just let it dribble out a lit... more » la.donna.pietra: Victoria: "Hmm. Deverbal nouns are verbs (or verb phrases) that have been nominalized with a nominalizing enclitic or converted into a noun through ... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Victoria: "Yep. MINE." As an aside, that is a pretty hot ad. I'd be smugly looking daggers at all and sundry if I got to pin Becks to a big pile of ro... more » PreposterousHypothesis: Victoria: Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than being ridiculously good-looking?David: Um, like WHAT, Victoria?Victoria: I don't know, l... more » la.donna.pietra: Kelly Bensimon loves an agglutinating, polysynthetic head-marking Southern Athabaskan language with gnarly deverbal nouns? The things you learn from J... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Posh thought: I really hope I'm showing my fierceness in my eyes more » GirlFailer: Posh's thoughts: Fucking Armani won't let me wear my sailor's cap. I mean, it's exactly what this picture needs to tie it all together. Like Armani is... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Nobody puts Pocahontas in the disco. Nobody. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Posh thought... Posh Tush? Pish Posh? Mosh Posh? How does P Diddy come up with them?! more » greengrey: I thought Kate Gosslin admitted she had no fashion sense? Not to mention, I can think of a LOT of people more deserving of a fashion line than Kate Fu... more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: "I love the idea of taking Pocahontas out of the kayak and putting her into the disco" -- um, what?? more » Theacracy: Navaho - Pocahontas - kayak - disco... ahhh!! more » -
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New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
- Posh and Becks are in an underwear ad, together! David seems to be deep in thought, perhaps pondering the wisdom of letting Armani give him hair that belongs on a Lego newscaster. Narrate Victoria's inner monologue in the comments! [Telegraph]
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Lagerfeld Is Shockingly Vain; Angelina's Stylist Spills Secrets
- In a stunning revelation that will surprise no-one, Karl Lagerfeld's ex-assistant says the Kaiser is "an unbelievable narcissist." Who "needs an eternity to get ready in the morning." [Blackbook]
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Karl Relaxes His "Fatty" Fatwa, Chills On His Stoop With Style Critic
- Is former overweight person and current size-o-phobe Karl Lagerfeld changing his Hedi Slimane stripes? Beth Ditto, who in addition to being very talented, weighs somewhat more than 100 lbs, is playing a Fendi party. [FWD]
