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more about #mariolopez more comments → Sputnik_Sweetheart: Wait, Pete Wentz was at an American Eagle party? Sigh, I long for the day when rock stars drove cars into pools and bit the heads off live animals. Pa... more » shady pines, ma: "far niente" in italian means "do nothing". how appropriate. more » MargaretMoony: Mary Cary, I don't know who you are but PLEASE stop tanning. more » hughman: yes, kim, calling a product "sh*t" is really endearing to the company. expect boxes of it to fall on you any day now. more » MsAvignon: Coincidentally, Stephanie Pratt's rule for lipliner is also my rule for members of the Pratt family. Someone complete the rule and send those d-bags ... more » sarasasa: While I opened tweetbeat just now, I decided I was only going to read the tweets from people I found at least mildly interesting. So I ended up readin... more » phantom lady: KimZ, if you solely keep them in business, why would they send it to you for free? do you see the problem with that? more » token_illiterate_commenter: Pauly Shore has to worry about paparazzi? I think I'm going to call B.S. on that one. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: There's paparazzi following Paulie Shore? more » sfBirdie: No way does Pauly Shore get followed by paparazzi enough to always do that. He probably did that once around the time Biodome came out. more » GirlFailer: Holy passive aggressive, Martha! more » Island of Misfit Toys: I'm not nearly as repulsed by Russell Brand's bedroom as I thought I would be...It must be because he isn't in it. #jenniferlopez more » queen_caribbean: Where are the zealots crying about the sanctity of marriage when a celebrity's ex plans to release a tell-all or other private materials? What goes on... more » LaComtesse: Why is Kate Winslet getting a nomination for The Reader NOW? The movie came out about a year ago! (Also: it wasn't that good.) #jenniferlopez more » scandalouskiki: At first glance, it kind of looked like Jennifer Lopez was checking her pulse in that photo. #jenniferlopez more » -
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Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More » -
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J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
- Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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Nicole Talks Marriage, Sex; Duhamel Denies Cheating On Fergie
- Nicole Kidman to British GQ: "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff…"
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Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
- No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]
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Whitney Houston And Courtney Love Used To Hang Out
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashlee Simpson deletes all her Tweets after getting bullied by Ice-T's wife, Spencer Pratt invites NeNe Leakes out to dinner, and Kim Zolciak is still trying to pretend like she knows people. More » -
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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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Saved By The Bell Stars Screw Jimmy Fallon For People Magazine
Jimmy Fallon has spent months trying to re-unite the cast of Saved By The Bell on his show but now they've turned around and done it for People Magazine instead. Plus, Tiffani Thiessen is trying to go viral. More » -
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Slumdog Millionaire Child Actress Put "Up For Sale" By Her Father
- Sadness: Slumdog Millionaire actress Rubina Ali has allegedly been placed up for
adoptionsale by her father, who offered the girl to an undercover reporter posing as a sheik for roughly 270,000 pounds. [DailyMail]
- Sadness: Slumdog Millionaire actress Rubina Ali has allegedly been placed up for
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Michael Jackson Has 6 Months To Live?
- Michael Jackson is dying, according to the oh-so-reliable National Enquirer.
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#snapjudgment
A.C. Slater Makes His Bayside Baking Dreams Come True
[New York City, January 3. Image via Filmmagic.]
