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more about #marilynmonroe more comments → MargaretMoony: So, what does Lindsey do these days besides wander around without pants and party? more » cand86: "What you pay for in gravity, you gain in gravitas." is my new favorite quote. more » prismatism is Team Bella: The Morgan Freeman quote reminded me of something cute... Kliph from The Flaming Lips said that the band had discussed who would play them in the mov... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Padma, can I be you? more » BetteD: Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...I can't say that John Mayer is a good choice, but he is a step up from the Pauly Shore/Criss Angel lookalike to your left ... more » kookla: John, if you have one ounce of decency...back away from the Lohan. There's no way she's gonna survive Mayer's passive-aggressive head games. And I don... more » TransFat: Ojani later added: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" more » GirlFailer: Yay Lisa Loeb! I'll always hold a soft spot for her. I even watched her brief show that followed her around, as she tried to snag a guy. She's the cut... more » sableized (mawrterdom): Morgan, I'll accept Denzel playing Young Obama, as long as you agree to be Old Grampa Obama Reminiscing To His Adorable Grandkids. more » CherriSpryte: DOES THIS MEAN THAT BRYAN BATT WILL BE ACTING IN MAD MEN MORE IN THE FUTURE? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IMMEDIATELY. more » TransFat: Carey FraGrant VinScent Price Toshiro Perfumé #dnaperfume more » The Bitter Librarian: Quote from the article: "I did a little research on Elvis, and he actually had really bad body odor. So we don't want to clone him in any way or creat... more » Ailatan: I got some Perfume: The Story of a Murderer vibes out of all this. Maybe it's because I saw the film on Sunday. #dnaperfume more » Senor_Macho_Solo: Be careful, I heard people get pregnant this way. #dnaperfume more » JessickerFletcher: I call shenanigans. This is impossible. You can only extract DNA from hair follicles. Hair clippings are just dead protein. No cells = no nuclei. No n... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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#somethingstinks
Dead Celebrity Scents: The Latest In Star Worship
Perfume made from the DNA of dead celebrities? Yes. It's kind of sad, in a way. More » -
#dirtbag
Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
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#cabinetmaking
Some Like It...Odd.
And expensive! This cabinetry homage to Marilyn Monroe sold at the London Design Festival for $146,810. Insert "misfit" joke here. [FWD] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
- Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl. They named her Nancy Leigh, after Katherine's mother Nancy and sister Margaret Leigh, but she'll go by the nickname Naleigh. [AP]
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#dirtbag
George Michael Crashes Into A Truck, Hailey Glassman Is "Not A Famewhore"
- George Michael was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence yesterday after driving his car into the side of a truck. According to a police spokeswoman, he was "later released without charge" after five hours in police custody. [E!]
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#graveissues
Spend Eternity With Marilyn Monroe
Richard Poncher died 23 years ago, but his wife, Elsie, is moving his remains and auctioning his crypt above Marilyn's resting place. Elsie will use the cash to pay off her mortgage, but might get haunted by Richard… [LA Times] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
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#dirtbag
Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
- Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:
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#goodbyenormajean
It's Time For Us To Let Marilyn Rest In Peace
Lindsay Lohan, you have a problem. It's not your career, which seems to keep going despite various obstacles, it's not your batshit crazy parents, it's not even your alleged struggles with substance abuse. It's your obsession with Marilyn Monroe. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. More » -
#dirtbag
Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
- Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?
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#dirtbag
"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?
- This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
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#leftovers
Writer Tries On Marilyn's Wardrobe • Vegetarian Cat Prefers Organic
• A writer for the Times recently tried on Marilyn Monroe's old clothes and found that she was no where near a size 16. Despite her "out-of-this-world" measurements (36-23-35) Marilyn was probably a UK8. • More » -
#dirtbag
The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing. -
#thebombshelldiet
"Secrets" Of Marilyn Monroe's Grocery Lists Not That Secret
Poor Marilyn Monroe. Someone's discovered grocery receipts from shortly before she died and now some writer's using these perfectly innocuous documents to discover the "secrets" of her soul and figure. Remind us never to die!
