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more about #marieosmond Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Yeah, they're also incredibly endangered, Tyra. Count yourself lucky you got to see one at all, let alone touch it! more » GreyCat: But the real question is: can the kiwi do a good sexyface? That's what really matters. more » Crackers in Bed: wait, I thought Venus was married to a golfer - does she still live with her sister? more » Perpetual Ingenue: It sounds, like nick jonas, has the lyrics, to his next, new single. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I've lost count for how many holiday seasons I've been single. I think I've got you beat in the spinster department, Nick. more » CurtCole: Ummm...can't anyone receive a Christmas card from the President? more » Phyllis Nefler: You know, I bet Al Roker throws one hell of a Christmas party. more » Sophie needs to study...damn: I like to pretend I'm driving my car ironically. "Yeah, someone broke my back window of my car a year ago, but I think the black plastic bag flapping ... more » ahpooks: Glad to see that Danielle is concerned about the health of her bubbies. more » Nun Shall Pass: Gahhhh I just squealed at the idea of Mindy Kaling and Eli Roth meeting. I love them both!!! Although I pretty much love Eli solely based on the fact ... more » AnnieSaBu: There are a lot of great causes that celebrities can use their visibility to support. John Mayer has chosen Tiger Woods. Okay then. more » floozy: I don't want to sound like I'm bashing on Ms. Applegate, but her lil tweet rubs me the wrong way. I assume she's "unemployed" because of cancer treatm... more » this_charming_one: You know, I was at the Giants/Eagles game last night but I do not recall seeing Greenman. But I did see a dude with his pants down in the middle of t... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Hey John Mayer, I'd be happy to explain what Accenture does. For a price. Not a money one. Just don't tell my friends, k? more » I fought piranhas: If only everyone could be unemployed like Christina Applegate. I like her, but that comment was a little oblivious. Related: being unemployed = not fun. more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: I think Marie Osmond is adorable. Donny, too. There. I said it. more » hughman: @Kimzolciak : and by "the clouds" you mean "my ass". more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: See "Jersey Shore's Pauly D" confuses the heck out of me. My brain immediately starts playing the trailer for Bio-Dome. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I just realized that for some reason I keep thinking Eli Roth is Roger Bart... more » sweetnsassy2: The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness more » -
#tweetbeat
Hugh Hefner Is Psyched About His Xmas Card From President Obama
Today in Tweet Beat, Nick Jonas is sad that he's single, the airport lost Katy Perry's luggage, and Lost confuses Paris Hilton. More » -
#tweetbeat
Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D will teach Ashton Kutcher how to get the perfect blow out, Paris Hilton thinks that Dr. Dre is "dope," and Countess LuAnn has a "hot new boyfriend." More » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#tweetbeat
Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Denies Kids Are Overworked; Did Kanye Dub Himself New "King Of Pop"?
- Jon Gosselin said accusations made by Kevin and Jodi Kreider (Kate's brother and his wife) that his kids are overworked are absurd. He questioned the Kreider's credibility on the matter saying, "They were only in seasons one and two, anyway."
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#dirtbag
Kim Kardashian: "Leave Jessica Alone!"
- Kim Kardashian on Jessica Simpson's body: "Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, 'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!'" Kim continues:
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#rediscovered
Donny And Marie "Rediscover" Child Star Wannabes
The Mickey Mouse Club of the 1990's spawned some insanely successful entertainment careers: Ryan Gosling, Keri Russell, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears, for example. But what of the kids who never made it? -
