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more about #marieclaire hydrogen_jukebox: Wow. Lens flare FTW. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "It features lots of big pearls on rods." Pearls...necklaces...rods... That just writes its own joke. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Why would it seem so nuts that there's a fragrance put out by something Falic Group? After all, perfume is a luxury that is used foreskin. P.S. I he... more » cinematheques: Has anyone seen P. Diddy's I AM KING commercial? Its an instant classic. more » Tippi Hedren: It sounds like Kate Moss is raising her daughter to be a real pain in the ass. more » la.donna.pietra: Eva, my mom (and most other perfume allergy sufferers) wants you to know that you are part of the problem, not part of the solution. Also, what's up ... more » Tippi Hedren: Is that company really called The Falic Group? You can't make this stuff up... more » Ultraprison!: AHHHH SJP's eyes in that Marie Claire cover... they haunt me... Also, that W cover of Paltrow looks NOTHING like her. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Surprised not to see Reese Witherspoon or Kate Hudson. They seem to be omnipresent. more » not_kinky: I find it surprising that: Beyonce, Fergie, Mariah and Anne Hataway are not in the list, because they are all I seem to see everytime I see a new girl... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: I'm surprised Sienna Miller didn't make the list. She's been on Vogue a bunch of times, last year to promote G.I. Joe (barf). more » IndignationCoordinator: All this Jane and Sassy talk in the comments has made me think of that parody Daria did of Jane Pratt. I'm having a crap of a time finding it online,... more » AfroJezeBella: And again, I'm restricted to Essence & co. to see any black actress on the cover that is not Halle Berry. more » TastyBites: I hope Lady Gaga wins this award for the next decade, with headlines that begin with "Gay Rights Now" and end up with "Lady Gaga attends celebration o... more » milominderbinder: Jane was the best magazine ever. I was really sad when it "died". more » lisas: Drew Barrymore and her relentless avalanche of twee "I'm relatable" bullshit always seems desperate to me. Which is a shame because she's one of the f... more » buymecandy: someone should write a book about the male magazine hatred of SJP. Something with very deep analysis. She has boobs, shouldn't that be enough? more » GlitteryUnicorn: Question: Does this mean that Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jessica Simpson sell more magazines, hence them being on the covers more? Because I really can't se... more » cinematheques: I thought Scarlett Johansson's French Elle cover was gorgeous. That said, I think all of French Elle's "no make-up" editions were all gorgeous. more » EarlyGrey: Actors are less boring than models, at least. But most of these covers are pretty uninspiring. more » -
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Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
- Eva Longoria's perfume ad is a total Photoshop of Horrors. "I have always been somewhat allergic to all perfumes," admitted the actress. The scent was produced with the Falic Group, the company that recently shuttered Christian Lacroix. Priorities. [WWD]
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#maghag
The 15 Most Popular Ladymag Cover "Models"
It wasn't easy for a starlet to get through this decade with her cover-worthy popularity intact. These women survived waning attention spans and editorial capriciousness to emerge with their newsstand cred unscathed. Number one isn't who you think it is.
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Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
This month's Marie Claire includes a David Letterman-inspired article that explains why "bonking the boss" is a bad idea, yet still makes office affairs sound sexy. But more importantly, did Natalie Portman hook up with Sean Penn?
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Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
It's that time of month again, when magazines pretend like it's already next month! Or, in this case: Next year. The January 2010 ladymags are already cluttering up the Internet. The same six actresses have swapped covers amongst themselves again. More » -
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Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
- Alicia Keys has a jewelry line; her bangles and rings come engraved with the words of the Japanese pseudoscientist Masaru Emoto. You can't make this up. [WWD]
- Marie Claire has published some clear pictures of Rodarte's line for Target. [Nitrolicious]
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Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
Why does Hilary Swank look so worried on the cover of the November Marie Claire? Maybe because she got a look at the obnoxious questions MC editor in chiefJoanna Coles was about to ask her.
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#fatshionistasunite
Marie Claire Adds Plus Size Writer To Fashion Roster
The fashion world is not ready for Ashley Falcon. In the new Marie Claire column "Big Girl in a Skinny World," Falcon doles out fashion advice for those of us who are far beyond sample sizes. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
- Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning." But she will be back in Paris for the next show! "It's already in January. I thought it was in March." January? January means couture.
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Marie Claire Writer Chronicles A Sex Slave's Memories — And Outfits
Sex slavery is a serious problem around the world, and more coverage of the issue may lead to better solutions. But as a recent article reveals, Marie Claire may not be the best place to start. More » -
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Marie Claire: Drew & Ellen Are Dating?
From Drew Barrymore and and Ellen Page locking lips to "Stiletto Stoners" the October issue seems full of scandal and intrigue. But as usual, we find there's not much below the surface.
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"Stiletto Stoners": Marie Claire Investigates Shocking New Trend Of Female Potheads
"They've got killer careers and enviable social lives. They're also major potheads. Why are so many smart successful women lighting up in their off-hours?" More » -
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Marie Claire Writer Doesn't Want To See Your "Doughy" Body In The Locker Room
Lea Goldman of Marie Claire is "baffled, even horrified, by women who treat the locker room like their own sandalwood-scented boudoir," and I am baffled, even horrified, by the way she talks about said women. More » -
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Marie Claire's Green Diet Misses The Big Picture
Billed as "a healthy, eco-friendly action plan suitable for every budget and commitment level," reading through "The Girl's Guide to Eating Green" made me realize how much the conversation about sustainable food and living stalls at the same points.
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Fashion's Night Out's Celeb Lineup Announced; Tori Clothing Line A Reality
- The details of Fashion's Night Out — aka Anna Wintour's Plan To Save Retail — have been announced. Over 700 stores in all five boroughs will be participating in events that range from sewing circles to cook-ins to rock shows:
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#raceplay
Stereotypes Run Rampant In Marie Claire's Asian Trophy Wives Article
Hybrid vigor? Check. Rebellious little Asian girls trying to piss off Daddy? Check. To be fetishized or true love rehashing? Check. Ying Chu's Marie Claire piece "The New Trophy Wives: Asian Women" is an article steeped in self-aware confusion.
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#pantsonfire
Some "Little White Lies" Are Actually Pretty Damn Gross
A reader tipped us to this piece by Maura Kelly of Marie Claire, titled "3 Little White Lies Men Should Always Tell," wherein she lays out three rules for men to follow. Unsurprisingly, they're a bit sketchy. More » -
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Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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Marie Claire's The First Blonde On The Block
As you may recall, we previously mentioned that the September issues would be overwhelmingly blonde. Marie Claire's September cover — starring Ms. Ashley Olsen — has just hit the web. Additional shot after the jump. [ONTD via Olsen Obsessive] More » -
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Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
- This is what Gisele Bundchen looks like, pregnant — only not, because London Fog retouched her stomach flat again. Is this the world's first prenatal airbrushing? [WWD]
