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more about #margesimpson prismatism is Team Bella: Homer should do Playgirl. And not campy, but seriously, as seductive as they can possibly make him. Wasn't there an episode where he did something li... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I'm kind of creeped out that even nipples were in the playboy spread. BTW I don't recommend trying to google for those images, even if you are curiou... more » mannequin: I hate the episodes that sexualize Marge. #margesimpsoncalendar more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I thought it was the first truly hilarious episode in ages. #margesimpsoncalendar more » token_illiterate_commenter: It's just equal time. Homer's been shown in his sexy undies before. #margesimpsoncalendar more » She-Prime: I unfortunately watched last night's episode. While there was a whole lot of Bart cringing about everyone ogling the calendar, Lisa was nowhere to be ... more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: This is gross and weird. #margesimpsoncalendar more » justcallmeangel: Wow, for some reason I was not prepared to see Marge Simpson's nipples. I don't know why, but that was very jarring. #margesimpsoncalendar more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Number 6 is the most adorable thing ever. I can even tell what sound Homer is making by looking at his shadow. The nipples bother me though. #margesim... more » Alohamaid: oh marge if I had a dime for every time a glass or 10 of wine given to me by a photographer resulted in a nude calender I didn't recall shooting.... #... more » LisaMc: Where's the one where she's in a bikini, jumping over a shark? #margesimpsoncalendar more » SevenNationArmy: The only movie Lucille 2 should be doing is Arrested Development! Madonna you couldn't go on stage and sing/play guitar because you don't know how t... more » ahpooks: Bryan, I'd pay to see you in lingerie! #lindsaylohan more » LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: this is what billy has to say about the new autopsy report: #lindsaylohan more » LaComtesse: Who'd have thought that Jimmy Kimmel would ever be caught in a King David/Bathsheba/Uriah situation. (Does this make Sarah Silverman Michal?) #lindsay... more » erinna: The ex-staffer that was fired by Kimmel, can he sue for sexual harrassment or something? There has to be something against that. Beyond that, I don't... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Sorry, but Lisa would never approve of her mother posing for Playboy and she wouldn't lie about it to spare Marge's feelings. #lindsaylohan more » cate3710: "The Wait is Ova" - what, is that the next time she's supposed to ovulate? #lindsaylohan more » Laulau: Integrity? She's either a terrible human being, or not using that word correctly. #lindsaylohan more » Tippi Hedren: With regards to the Letterman scandal, and now Kimmel's admission: A lot of people sleep with their (sometimes married) bosses. I've done it, and I'... more » -
#margeincharge
The Simpsons: Marge Poses Naked…Again
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Marge and her fund-raising group the Charity Chicks decided to pose for a calendar. Their theme was "women in history," but after drinking several glasses of wine, Marge became a mom gone wild. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
- A judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to appear in court tomorrow for a progress report because officials from her alcohol education course reported concerns about her sobriety. If she violated the terms of her probation, she could be jailed.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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#aycaramba
Marge Simpson Poses Nude For Playboy
Marge Simpson will appear on the cover of Playboy's November issue in honor of The Simpsons 20th anniversary. She strips down to lingerie for a three-page pictorial inside the magazine, complete with an interview and data sheet. [E!, TMZ] -
#tweetbeat
Hugh Hefner Makes Disturbing Announcement
Hugh Hefner just made a very disturbing announcement via Twitter about the November issue of Playboy. (Click image to view.) [Twitter] More »
