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more about #margaretcho more comments → JennaW: Yes, Sarah, because nothing says "Real America" like a massive, joyless, freezing warehouse filled with piles of cheap crap and some really confused b... more » Cunning_Linguist: Can everybody please stop shrieking the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believing" when drunk? Please? I can't think of a more obnoxious song to play at a bar a... more » Penny: Wait, someone who writes "nah, not 2 guilty" was THISCLOSE to the presidency? That blows my mind. more » Diziet_Sma: Dear Diablo Cody: you did not discover teenagers. Love, the 1950s more » hughman: in my head : whitney walking to margaret cho's b-day party when she gets bumped by a drunk sarah palin who passes out in front of pink singing don't s... more » MyNameIsChris: I know this isn't A+ snark or anything... and probably fairly old fashioned... and I really can't stand most republicans (or Palin in particular) in t... more » TransFat: I'm sorry Sash, I like playing bumper cars at the Trader Joes. You'd think Sasha wouldn't mind being bumped hard three times? more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Amazing how palpable Sarah Palin's nasty attitude is, even through Twitter. I half expected a Nelson Muntz-esque HA-HA! to punctuate her tweet. more » phantom lady: Margaret Cho invited me to her birthday party 2 hours ago and I'm just hearing about it NOW, Lindsay? You better hope I'm not too late. more » bluebears: Sarah Palin is barely literate. more » BetteD: Andrew WK is trying to be the Yoko Ono of Washed-Up-90s-Party-Metal-Twitterers. #scottbaioprolife more » HereComesMyBaby: A few notes: 1. "Thank" you, Mom. 2. Oh, Coco. 3. Yeah, Taylor Swift, I TOTALLY get what yer saying there. 4. This AndrewWK twitter is hilariously fak... more » howdydoody27: Charles in Charge...of your uterus. #scottbaioprolife more » hydrogen_jukebox: Speaking of pro-life ridiculousness:this morning I found the "Babies are a Gift - Choose Life" stickers that had been plastered on the lampposts on my... more » noodleashy143: Can Levi Johnston just stfu and go back to Alaska never to be heard from again? #scottbaioprolife more » -
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Pink's Show Tonight Was Awesome! But She's Sorry About That Girl Who Passed Out.
Today in Tweetbeat: Pink feels for an audience member, Sarah Palin indulges in weather-smugness, and if Whitney Port really loves walking alone so much why does she have to tweet while she's doing it? More » -
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Levi Johnston Tweets About His "Wang"
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston contemplates how much his wiener is worth, Scott Baio brags about his pro-life bona fides, and Kirstie Alley defends Scientology. More » -
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Cindy McCain Has A Headache, Hates "Blogers"
Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy McCain bravely speaks out in defense of those who suffer from migraines, Perez Hilton endorses bulimia, and Kim Kardashian hung out with Deepak Chopra. More » -
#goodbadugly
Cocktails & Dreams, Courtesy Of Dita Von Teese
Dita Von Teese is the new face of Cointreau - her ad on their site is totally stylish! - and last night she perfomed and introduced the 'Cointreau Teese' at Hollywood's Avalon for Jewel, Margaret Cho, Solange Knowles, and...Perez Hilton? More » -
#tvwatch
Critics Deem Drop Dead Diva Different, Daring & Delightful TV
The LA Times is raving about Lifetime's new show, Drop Dead Diva, in which a skinny, ditsy model ends up in the "tragically imperfect" full-figured body of a driven lawyer. Brace yourself: The female star of the show isn't thin. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
- Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.
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Margaret Cho Tells Barbara Walters How She Achieves Orgasm
Margaret Cho was on The View today, where Babs asked her about her infamous G Shot, a collagen injection the comedian got in her G spot, intended to help with vaginal orgasms. Then she mimed some oral for the gals. -
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Feminists, Part 2
Feminists love bickering about feminism. And as more women join the conversation, it gets nastier…and better! But it's time Judge Judy kept some order. (Continued from Part 1.)
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Rihanna Cancels "Comeback" Concert; Madonna's Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely
- Rihanna's May 28 concert in the Middle East, the first since the Chris Brown assault, has been cancelled. The promoter says, "it is not appropriate timing for her." [Neon Limelight]
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Angelina Wants Brad To Be SuperDad
- Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.
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Tim Gunn To Make It Work At The Oscars
- OMG! Project Runway's Tim Gunn will host the red-carpet arrivals at the official Academy Awards pre-show? Genius. Good Morning America's Robin Roberts and Entertainment Weekly's Jess Cagle will join him. Excellent. Carry on! [Variety]
