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more about #marchesa more comments → hydrogen_jukebox: Hand sanitizer? You know what, Ed Hardy? Screw you. Why, you ask? Because a few years ago, I was doing a project that involved deriving inspiration f... more » sympathyforthebasementcat: "In an...odd move, Ed Hardy has moved into the world of hand sanitizer. It fails to wash off the taint of douchiness." Can taint of douchiness be Jon... more » FrannyR: 1 Timothy 2:9-12 "9 I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, 10 ... more » schlegs84: ew. Prejean. That's opposite classy. more » BAngieB: I can't wait for the scandal involving a yacht, Carrie Prejean, a television preacher, a bottle of lube, and a hidden camera. more » labratintraining: As much as I find American Apparel ads annoying, I find the concept of arguing that a model "looks" younger than 16 kind of dubious. Does that mean t... more » inabook: Huh. The creepy hoof-shoes go perfect with Burton's aesthetic. more » ytuhermanotambien: Somehow, the Ed Hardy hand sanitizer reminds me of Terrance "baby wipes" Howard. What is it about douchey guys and cleanliness obsession? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Carrie Prejean as "I Don't Wonder Woman" more » AthertonMerriweather: H&M's August sales were "disappointing". As was their fall line. more » morninggloria: Those Halloween costumes are opposite cute. more » CurtCole: Joe may be a dim-witted plumber, but Carrie Prejean just proved that she's dumber. more » greengrey: I would think Carrie Prejean would be more fond of the Sarah Palin halloween costume. Well, I'm happy she has found a career she enjoys. Not every bim... more » tankearae: Carrie should wear this outfit next. Its blue collar, yet sexy. But would Jesus approve? more » gherkinfiend: The Ed Hardy hand sanitiser might have been useful yesterday when I saw a girl wearing over the knee Ed Hardy Ugg boots and threw up in my hand in hor... more » -
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Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
- Carrie Prejean has sunk low. Very low. [TMZ]
- Photographer Lorenzo Agius on Sienna Miller: "[She] was great, she was easy to get in the bath...She probably would have gone naked but I wouldn't have let her." [WWD]
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Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21
- A rare, left-handed Michael Jackson glove — the one the star wore when he unveiled his moonwalk at Motown's 25th anniversary in 1983 — is to be auctioned in November at the Hard Rock Café in Times Square. [CTV]
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Bar Refaeli Literarily Naked; Miley Teams With Max Azria
- Bar Refaeli let Esquire write the opening of a Stephen King story on her body for its cover. The weirdest part of the process sounds like the proofreading. [Esquire]
- Michael Jackson is rocking this fall collection women's Balmain jacket. [Grazia]
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Starlets Shill For Style; Madonna To Continue As Face Of Vuitton?
- Lindsay Lohan's spoof singles video doubled as an ad for her leggings line and self-tanner. [WWD]
- And Zooey Deschanel wrote and performed a ditty about cotton — the fabric of our lives! [Videogum]
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Scarlett Poses For D&G; D&G Cheer For David Beckham
- Scarlett Johanson is the new face of D&G cosmetics. A face that looks mightily like Marilyn Monroe. [Popcrunch]
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What Michelle Obama Should Wear To The Inauguration
Today, Style.com ran sketches for Michelle Obama's inaugural wardrobe by designers Derek Lam, Vena Cava, Doo.Ri and more Fashion Fund winners. Which means: more styles for everyone to choose from! -
