Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected

• Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]

Shiny Happy People

[Beverly Hills, November 24. Image via Pacific Coast News]

Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"

• Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.

Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil

• How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]

On Their Marcs

[Washington, D.C., October 13. Image via Getty]

Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze

• This is not surprising: Nick Prugo, the 18-year-old accused of burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's house, was seen hanging out with Lindsay on the set of Labor Pains at least 10 times.

Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"

• Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.

Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened

• After partying at a local bar, Jon Gosselin reportedly brought a 23-year-old cocktail waitress back to his apartment over the garage of his Pennsylvania home. She left the next morning wearing the same outfit. Jon claims she's just the babysitter.

Roman Holiday

[Rome, July 31. Image via INFDaily.]

Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split

• Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"

Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"

• Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:

Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child

• Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."

Hailey Glassman Gushes About Jon Gosselin; Kiefer's Cleared Of Headbutting Charges

• Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."

Mariah Disses Chris Brown; Intruder Peeps On Amy Adams On Set

• Chris Brown tried to sit next to Mariah Carey during a private reception after Michael Jackson's memorial. She quickly informed him that she would rather he sit at another table. [Perez Hilton]

Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?

• According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:

SexyFace Case File #5092009

[Beverly Hills, May 9. Image via Getty.]

Rihanna Gets Some R&R

• Rihanna is currently on a beach in Mexico, and this picture on the cover of the NY Daily News is the first we've seen of her in a long while. [NY Daily News]

Jennifer Lopez: What A Tangled Web She Weaves

[New York, February 14. Image via INF]

Does Britney Know Why The Caged Bird Sings?

• Following complaints from PETA, Britney has announced that she won't feature animals on the Circus tour. A PETA spokesperson explained what they think changed Brit's mind (and it wasn't the potential animal cruelty lawsuit).