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more about #malia lalaland13: Pish. They're just trying to avoid being sued by the Michelle Not-Obama Doll. Who happens to have a degree in law. more » Raspberry Swirly: I guess this is a good time to say that I'm making little voodoo dolls. I've named them Tasty Tscheese and Twisted Tart of Darkness. They are not base... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..... (as Cosmo from the Fairly Oddparents would say) more » BeckySharper: I hope Malia and Sasha's lawyer parents (and the lawyers who work for them) are preparing a hell of a cease-and-desist letter. more » morninggloria: I'm starting a new anal porn production/ sex toy company and calling it "TY." What? TY is a beautiful name. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): This is like when O.J. Simpson wrote that "hypothetical" book about IF he had committed the murders. Because it was TOTALLY COINCIDENTAL THAT HE WOULD... more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: On a totally unrelated note, TY is also releasing little girls named Suri, Shiloh, Vivienne, Honor and Harlow....for no particular reason. more » graciousplum: I LOL'd on the carpet when reading their "It's just a coincidence!" explanation. Imagine the shock when Ty executives realized they made a boo-boo by ... more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): That was way lame, Ty. more » badmutha: Pfffft. I still say this is going to be shut down. more » megnificent: It's bad enough you're shamelessly profiting off of innocent kids, Ty. Did you have to freaking debone them too? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Yes, Ty. And my husband doesn't want anything in return when I get a spontaneous back rub. more » Abra: Oh really, TY? Really? Also, is it just me or do the two dolls have the exact same face? Weird. more » acutebutcute: malia is not a common name at all. they may be "beautiful names" but it's obvious the names are being used because they're obama's daughters' names. ... more » Samanthrax: But... can I get MINI Sasha and Malia not-exactly replicas with boobs in my happy meal? more » LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. more » andheartss haz it: And they just happen to be brown. Unless I see dopplegangers of other races, I'm gonna have to call caca-bullshit on this, TY. more » Unpossible: 2 words: BULL SHIT I know it looks like I said this because there's this word, bullshit, but it's completely unrelated! I just thought it sounded nice. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): This still creeps me out. Will they come with a string you can pull to hear Rick Warren pronouncing their names like a crazy perv? more » DiffidentDolly Loves Nina Flowers: Is there a good reason that those little girl dolls have breast implants? more » -
#firstdolls
TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
Previously, we heard that Ty was making Sasha and Malia dolls. Now, the company claims the dolls have nothing to do with the President's daughters, and the names were chosen simply because "they're beautiful names." More » -
#snapjudgments
Inaugural Guests, From Malia To Jay-Z
The inauguration this year seemed to have more famous faces in one place than ever before. In the gallery below, take a look at the celebrities and politicians with the best seats in the nation. More »
