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    denna: I just have to say that I appreciate Jez editors linking to Deadspin instead of a crosspost. Deadspin plus Jezebel tends to be a really nasty combinat... more »
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ: *comes out of denial* *weeps quietly* *braces for more tennis athlete inquiries* more »
    porcuPINE: HURRY GRAB JUAN PIERRE! yay for 30+ steals! more »
    NefariousNewt: How Manny drugs must a player take Before we may call him a sham The dreadlocks, my friend, are blowin' in the wind The dreadlocks are blowin' in the ... more »
    wednesdayam: *checks the Cubs schedule to see how many games they play against the Dodgers during the 50-games upcoming* Let's see... 4-game series at the end of t... more »
    Mediokra: Oh, balls. He was the only reason I went to Dodgers games. And they've been so amazing this season! Now I shall drive past the eight billion gigantic ... more »
    sillylittlelawgirl: Dear Scott Boras- You manage the two highest paid players in Baseball. Both of whom have been caught taking PE drugs. This suspension will cost Manny ... more »
    rednrowdy: at least he doesn't have that hair anymore. i'm sorry, dreads are awesome and all, but not on him, and not under that hat, and oh man i'm getting gro... more »
    NefariousNewt: I'll bet Omar Minaya is breathing a sigh of relief today. more »
    morninggloria: Don't those drogas shrink the cojones? If he's not careful, we may no longer be able to call him Manny. Maybe Eunachy. Eunachy Ramirez. more »
    hfree: And cue the "Manny being Manny" puns in 5,4,3,2,1 more »
    merv: Okay, so I'm not serious baseball watcher or fan. But I do occasionally go to games/watch with friends. And because I didn't grow up in a city with a ... more »
    Spaceman Bill Leah: Thank you, Manny Ramirez, for making my day. While I wished you no particular ill will after you left Boston, I am glad you finally are getting called... more »
    BlowJoy: Well I guess he didn't Dodge those accusations. more »
    Grim Reaper of the Forest: He's never seemed like the brightest bulb. I might actually believe him if he claimed that he was taking "vitamins" that is trainer gave him. But ye... more »