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more about #maine notwhoyouthoughtiwas: Whenever my mother hears about women with long fingernails, she only has one question. When they go to the bathroom, how do they wipe? more » dj_chick: Am I the only one who really and truly wants a break from bickering about ridiculous things like health care and gay marriage? And I say ridiculous b... more » Crackers in Bed: ok, so the Australian study regarding HPV and breast cancer really upsets me. the past 3 generations of woman on my mother's side have had breast canc... more » Dodgergirl: I can barely keep my nails long enough to open things wrapped in plastic... they always get brittle at some point and/or I get frustrated with them an... more » LaComtesse: Thatβs it. *I* want to start gathering signatures to put to a vote something that in no way affects me but could make other people miserable. Who ... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Blowing up a condom until it bursts sounds like a really good way to pass out. more » momentsofabsurdity: If this shows up on the Maine ballot, I promise you guys, I'll turn out to vote in the local elections! more » CollegeCamel: I just learned about the Rhode Island prostitute loophole like, 2 weeks ago, and laughed very hard. Don't take away that comedy, RI! more » inabook: The green burial idea sounds fantastic-- I hope it becomes widely available, I'd love to do that instead of having my body sit in a box, eventually le... more » randomnessish: Promessa! I remember reading about that in "Stiff." I want to become a bush! Also, I tend to add numbers in my head when I can't sleep, i.e. "1+2=3,... more » Penny_Esq: I hate hate HATE that bunny woman. I know she's mentally ill, and to some extent it's not her fault, but BOO. Who could mistreat this precious thing? ... more » KiddyKat: Okay, I admit it: I will sometimes call my partners "papi" during stuff. But I don't find it creepy b/c I don't call my dad "papi" I call him "dad" o... more » PreposterousHypothesis: Oh, the daddy thing isn't anything new. + Watch video more » kithkin: I know this may be a special incident, but I can't imagine the Catholic church and witches' covens really have a rosy relationship even when the Churc... more » kithkin: Also: I am a grown-ass woman, and there is no way I could conceive of calling anyone daddy. Not even my father. And certainly not a 24 year old friend... more » kithkin: This simple math thing is timely. I hope it can control other emotions as well, like how I clam up like a seventh-grader every time I'm within 20 feet... more » Penny: If I am angry or stressed, I can't do simple math. My internal monologue goes something like "1 +.....1, god I am stressed. Okay, 1 + 1 is.....is...... more » LaFemme: They have a restaurant like that in Italy too. The waiters just insult you and you are encouraged to be an asshole back. My ex (Italian) thought it wa... more » gherkinfiend: Any word on whether the rabbits have ordered a copy of the Bunny Suicides yet? [www.amazon.co.uk] more » EkaterinaBallerina: Hmm, umm, errr, ehhh, eesh. Yeah, five minutes later and I STILL can't wrap my head around the rabbit story. 88 DEAD rabbits? This is like taking Grey... more » -
#leftovers
Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage β’ Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
β’ Maine officials announced today that opponents of the state legalizing gay marriage have gathered enough signatures to put the issue to a vote in November. Expect a heated battle in the next two months. β’ More » -
#leftovers
Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine β’ Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
Opponents of gay marriage in Maine have hired the PR firm behind California's Proposition 8 to help them repeal gay marriage in their state. More » -
#justiceforall
Maine Legalizes Same Sex Marriage!
Maine Governor John Baldacci signed legislation this afternoon to legalize same-sex marriage, barely an hour after it passed the legislature. Opponents are gearing up a ballot initiative to reverse the law. [Portland Press Hearld] -
#berrygood
Ker-Plink, Ker-Plank, Ker-Plunk!
Hooray! After a year of legal wrangling between the author's estate and the publisher, Robert McCloskey's classic 1948 children's book Blueberries For Sal is back in print, to the relief of bears everywhere. [PW]
