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more about #maggiegyllenhaal BytheSea: I know when I come out of minor surgery, or break a bone, the doctor writes me a scrip for "jacko drugs, prn, 200 mg, take with champagne." The pharm ... more » willwriteforfood: Can someone explain Randy Quaid's behavior to me? Isn't this like the 5th time he and his wife neglected to show up in court on the same charge of ski... more » fishsnake007: No, Robin Thicke: Men need to turn off their TV's, cut off teh pron, and start appreciating the physical presence of a real live woman in their lives... more » ardentlilac: Yes, "undone" meaning devastated emotionally or moved; and a Santa's grotto in England just means the throne and various backdrops on which Santa sits... more » cellocurve: How freaking frustrating that she had diabetes and a heart condition, which would COMPLETELY explain any "weird" behavior, and yet there's still all t... more » just assign me a random number: Brittany Murphy would drift in and out of consciousness in the middle of takes. Really? I'm no doctor, but I think in that kind of situation you're ... more » Ginmar Rienne: I can't help but recall Heath Ledger's death and how that was treated, as opposed to the way Brittany Murphy's being treated. She was a comic actress,... more » hfree: Is Christman #1 really a thing? I mean outside of Love Actually? Does anyone really care who has the number 1 song anymore? more » hydrogen_jukebox: I must be mis-reading this but: Rage Against the Machine has a Christmas album? If that's true, it's hilarious. If not...still hilarious to think about. more » rightfootleft: When I see the phrase "Jersey Shore's Pauly D" I keep reading "Pauly Shore". Thus I keep picturing Pauly Shore and thinking of his movies. Thus I have... more » zoethebitch: Regarding Brittany Murphy: Don't movie productions routinely get insurance policies for their talent? Do those completion policies require medical exa... more » Understater: Amy sounds like a hoot, despite the tragic undercurrent. more » Breamworthy: I assume Barbara Walters met Frank Langella through Whoopie Goldberg, since FL and WG lived together for many years. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Jackass in 3D sounds like a nightmare in celluloid form. Anybody else find Robin's quote really annoying? more » OverratedUnderwhelmed: Brittany Murphy was diabetic? I guess this is one of the "sordid details" people predicted would come out after her death. So she WAS on drugs! Insul... more » DorothyZbornak: I guess Tila Tequila will only take virgin shots at love for a while. more » madeofawesome: Brittany Murphy just breaks my heart. more » stealthird: Twitter needs to have an exclamation point limit. more » jetmore: Actually, referring to Santa's house/workshop as a grotto is fairly common in the UK. more » JaneIre: Robin Thicke, you nearly made me spit my coffee all over my computer. Perhaps next you will do an album just for nuns, so that they won't feel left out? more » -
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Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying
- Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:
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Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
- Ian Halperin, who is pushing his book, Brangelina : The Untold Story, claims that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston had a "heated confrontation" at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Brad and Jen's 2006 divorce. Halperin says:
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Losing Daisy Leaves Jess At "Worst Place Ever"; Khloé Will Marry This Weekend
- One of Jessica Simpson's "friends" claims she's at her lowest point ever after losing her dog because, "Daisy was her baby... It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
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Michael Douglas Will Play Liberace; Angelina Takes Zahara Back To Ethiopia
- Steven Soderbergh has confirmed that his next film will star Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his longtime lover. Soderbergh said, "We've already done some costume and wardrobe tests on Michael, and they're very, very, very good..."
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Tina Wins An Emmy, Elton Considers Adoption, And VH1 Steps Back From Reality
- Tina Fey won the Emmy for Best Guest Actress in a Comedy last night for her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.Accepting the award, Fey thanked her parents, "who are lifelong Republicans, for their patience." [AP]
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Katie's Career As Cover Subject; Marc Says Anna Is "Very Maternal"
- Katie Holmes made the cover of AnOther Magazine — along with Vanessa Paradis, Kate Moss, and Natalie Portman. [DesignScene]
- Apparently, we're supposed to support Gwyneth Paltrow's absurdly high-priced clothing line for Zoetee's because the profits are for charity. [People]
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Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
- Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]
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Away We Go: A "Lovely Trip Toward Parenthood" Or "Too Self-Absorbed"?
Away We Go has all the ingredients for a great movie. Based on a script by literary power-couple Dave Eggers and Vendela Vida, directed by Sam Mendes, and featuring a charmingly offbeat cast, it should be good. But is it? More » -
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Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
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Wedding Waatch
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, parents of 2-year-old Ramona, got maarried on Saturday in Italy. Congraats! [ET] -
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Madonna's Moving On Up; Shia Discusses Gruesome Hand Surgery
- Madonna purchased a $40 million Upper East Side townhouse equipped with 13 bedrooms, nine fireplaces, and an elevator. She'll stay in her other NYC residence while she renovates her new fixer-upper. [New York Magazine]
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Madonna Raises PETA's Hackles, Maybe Gets A New Clothing Line
- PETA named Madonna one of its 6 worst-dressed celebrities, along with "Maggot" Gyllenhaal and the Olsen twins. "Someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn't make you a cougar," the animal-lovers sniffed. [PETA]
