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more about #madmax BetteD: I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response: "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either." I think we shoul... more » TransFat: I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpen... more » phantom lady: Ang Lee had a sex change? I am all sorts of confused by what he is trying to say. #seanpennhugochavez more » mariamariamaria: Hugo Chavez, sit down and shut it! #seanpennhugochavez more » ketamineKitty: I like the phrase "one smoke of pot" #seanpennhugochavez more » lilbobbytables: Ok, so I have a strong and unexplainable fondness for Rob Zombie. The fact that he also dislikes my least favorite Hollywood trick (remakes!!!!!!!) me... more » hortense: Dodai, did you see Wanda Sykes' latest standup special? It was hilarious. I think she'd be great, too. My guess is that they offer it to Neil Patric... more » sybann: Wow - Mel Gibson CAN actually act! I thought he WAS masculine and manly. #seanpennhugochavez more » hellosunshine: I read that as Mad Max: FURRY Road and suddenly, Mel Gibson's old-timey lion tamer 'stache made sense. #seanpennhugochavez more » ytuhermanotambien: Michael Lohan, did your lawyer forget to tell you it's illegal to record conversations without the person's consent? #seanpennhugochavez more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Oh congrats, Reese, you get to play yet another Hollywood White Person To The Rescue. At the risk of sounding like Michelle Tanner, puh-leeaasee. #sea... more » cuteasabutton: I never understand when lawsuits are brought up for something that happened such a long time ago for a video, album etc. I mean, if he really owed the... more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I definitely read this as "Ashton Kutcher's best friend is a RABBIT named Yehuda Berg from the Kabbalah center." and thought, aw, how sweet! #seanpenn... more » Hooplehead: News flash Joe Jackson, that is YOUR SON that you are talking about. I'm sure your other kids and Michael's children just love that you're minimizing... more » cuteasabutton: I don't care about your voice Jemaine, I just want a taste of your sugalumps. Your dungarees make me hungry. #seanpennhugochavez more » Ack: Oh Reese. I hope your movie isn't another "white hero saves poor troubled 'ethnic' person" movie, like that horrible-looking Sandra Bullock movie I k... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Awesome, so the Scottish are the latest group of people that Mel uses to make a blockbuster movie and then turns around and criticizes. "All Scots ar... more » Ailatan: It does, Jemaine, at least when you speak. #seanpennhugochavez more » thecameralovesyou: I'm having a bit of a 14 year-old moment, but I think the Taylor and Taylor thing is adorable. Maybe because I watched her on Ellen yesterday and ... more » madeofawesome: Hey, hey hey Jon! Way to be suicidal over breaking up with a young girl you're using (and who is obv using you), but not about destroying your marriag... more » -
#dirtbag
Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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#fashionshow
Balmain: For The Mad Max Rock & Roll Warrior Princess In You
After WWII, Pierre Balmain designed classic, luxurious gowns for stars like Ava Gardner and Brigitte Bardot. These days, the design house is run by Christophe Decarnin, and his vision for spring 2010 is a ripped-up, edgy luxe bordering on Derelicte. More » -
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Agyness Deyn Keen To Kick Habit; Zooey Deschanel To Design Glasses
- Agyness Deyn might try hypnotism to quit smoking. She "obviously" wants to stop so she can "settle down and have babies," says a friend of her boyfriend's. Obviously that's any woman's only consideration. [Daily Mail]
