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more about #macygray Snowbunny: I really wish that Stephen Fry started all of his tweets with "Agent Boooothe." more » bingofrankenstein: I didn't know Ice-T was going recessionista! more » choppedliver: is it just me or does it seem like hanging out with carrie fisher and danny devito would be life-changingly awesome? more » RousseMacabre: For some reason Jon Favreau cutting his hair with a Flowbee is extremely interesting to me. I feel like my life is better after reading that tweet. more » belljarblues: I'd kill to see a picture of sparkly Eli Roth. I'd even go watch the latest Saw movie-it would be worth the pain. more » GirlFailer: Justin Bieber, I and my friends don't understand why the mall won't let you in. Perhaps it's a hair product safety precaution drill? more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, re... more » CynicalPink: Martha Stewart...is on hanging out terms with Diddy.... My head asplode more » Bitingpika: I desperately want to see hangover cures in Martha's next issue. more » GirlFailer: For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gat... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: How I love you, my husband. You always make me snicker. more » TransFat: FYI I'm making #16 my new wallpaper at work for so many, many reasons. more » logruszed: I lurve Favreau. more » curiousgeorgiana: What do you do Chris Brown? Open your mouth. more » kookla: I can't even express how much I look forward to Tweet Beats. It eliminates me having to follow celebrities and is always the best of the batch. #adria... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: You know what, Yoko? I think I'm starting to love you, too. #adriannecurrytwitter more » JinxyMcDeath: Can we discuss how much I hate couples who share: email addresses, facebook accounts, twitter accounts...torianddean? Cmon, Tori Spelling. Get over ... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Regarding Amber Rose, as well as other "celebrities" who claim people are talking about them imitating them or pretending to be them - does anyone els... more » pesematology: Dear god I love Rivers Cuomo. #adriannecurrytwitter more » erinna: CYPRESS HILL Smoke Out??!!!??!!? I don't smoke, but that is some shiz I wanna be a a part of! #adriannecurrytwitter more » -
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Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More » -
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Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
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Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast
- Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:
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Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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Everyone's Getting More Sex, Whether We Want It Or Not
- More Manolos and man-drama: The Sex And The City sequel is on. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are all on board… and getting more cash. [Us]
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Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez: Domestic Violence?
- Has the fighting between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony has turned physical? Yes, according to Star.
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