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more about #mackenzie more comments → Hana Maru: "I won't eat anything unless it's shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington State" #foodporn more » Hana Maru: I need to know: Have any of you ever bought prepared food from one of these expensive catalogues? Know anyone who has? Is your house also full of Sk... more » JerkoftheMonth: Okay, seriously, what the fuck is with the mini fucking hamburgers?! Granted, I've been out of the States for 10 years, but during a recent visit EVER... more » o-line: I really hope none of my co-workers want to talk to me for the rest of the day. They'll probably notice my mouth boner. #foodporn more » weedie: I want sliders. Is it that hard, Australia, to make weeeny buns for weedie? Really? #foodporn more » Plum-Pie: Dodai, you make me wanna fork! #foodporn more » rah29: That sticky toffee pudding has me panting. No joke. #foodporn more » OneTwoPunch: Had me at Sliders, but the oozing chocolate cake was the money shot! #foodporn more » token_illiterate_commenter: Dodai! Shame on you. You KNOW I don't bring a change of underwear to work with me. Now I have to go commando the rest of the day. If I chafe it will b... more » sybann: I believe I am pregnant. Or just really full. #foodporn more » lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: I know one of the women that owns this company. She is super nice! #foodporn more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: WANT #7, right now. Impressive. It is VERY difficult to photograph real food and have it still look appetizing. Yum! #foodporn more » heliotrollop: I need a cigarette. #foodporn more » vamvaki_poulaki: Hey! My sister and I just made a crepe gateau this weekend! It is soooo easy I recommend trying it. We even made the crepes gluten free and you can pr... more » Bar Belle: As someone currently suffering from an ulcer, I thank you for the foodgasm you just gave me. It's gotten so frustrating trying to make sure I don't ea... more » -
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