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more about #macaulayculkin mbot says Spock yeah!: I am going to publish a book of experimental prose-poetry based on the collected emails of Carrie Prejean. You cannot stop me. I am doing this more » LadyFabulous: When did Carrie Prejean turn into Kanye? more » LindyLou: Pretty poor choice of words on Chris Brown's part to call it "a slap in the face." Does he not have a publicist edit his statements? more » chickaroo: Shouldn't Chris Brown's career be "done' because of the heinous beating he delivered to Rihanna, not because of some asinine comment he made about Opr... more » CherriSpryte: "My little vagina" - did anyone else thinking "my little pony", but a vagina? Made of colored molded plastic, with neon-colored hair you can brush? pe... more » rixatrix: This Lady Gaga stuff is ridiculous. Funny how, if we can't call her a slut, because she owns her sexuality, and we can't call her ugly, because she th... more » erinna: Can we discuss how annoying and pretentious that Courtney Cox quote is?? Really Courtney? You don't watch TV shows? You MAKE tv shows, you really sho... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I find it hard to believe that vegan, gluten intolerant Zooey Deschanel packed on enough pounds to be concerned. I mean, it's not like she's scarfing... more » stoprobbers: I was watching the CNN coverage of Michael Jackson's burial for a couple minutes last night, around 7:30 their time, and the anchor said that Lindsay ... more » ronniedobbs: I'm convinced that half the people at DJ AM's funeral thought they were going to an actual 12-step meeting. more » Diziet_Sma: Re: Chris Brown. A sidenote. "No one is going to want him as the face of their brand." Because that's what a music/film career is all about now. Ho... more » Hooplehead: This quote confirms my theory that Megan Fox has a list of buzzwords that she thinks are edgy enough to ensure that her boneheaded quotes get play. T... more » LaComtesse: Megan Fox-- Yeah, we can tell. more » minnesotameltdown: "All About Steve" has a zero percent fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I've never seen that before; it must be absolutely horrific. more » NefariousNewt: "My little vagina is very offended." Her big vagina had no comment. more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Chris Brown: You're damned lucky it was just a slap and not a punch, choke, and all-around beat down. You know, like the one you gave Rihanna. Gerbil more » rednrowdy: fecalux? seriously? the words 'luxurious' and 'feces' should not be put together. more » lilbobbytables: I really want to try ballet, but I am so uncoordinated that I imagine I would take out the entire class with me when I fall. So part of me thinks that... more » cuteasabutton: I see Carrie Prejean has been to the Kanye West school of email etiquette. more » kkatt: "The older I get, the younger the leading man gets." — Michelle Pfeiffer. Oh Michelle - you are a delight. I picture her saying that wearing a tur... more » -
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Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
- Lady Gaga on those nasty hermaphrodite rumors:
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Demi Moore Calls Perez Hilton A Pervert; Tim Gunn Mocks Jon Gosselin
- Demi Moore is fighting with Perez Hilton over pictures of her 15-year-old daughter Tallulah Willis he wrote "slut" and "ass" on because her breast and butt were accidentally exposed. Demi said he isn't "taking violating child pornography laws very seriously..."
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Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
- Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
- Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]
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Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"
- Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.
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The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing. -
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Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
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