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more about #lydiahearst Lolita Hazed: Oh also PETER MURPHY is doing a cameo in Eclipse? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO. more » Lolita Hazed: The goth teenager in me is seriously mourning the death of goth chic, black veil and everything. All thanks to you, Stephanie Meyer. #fucktwilight more » Eleanor Ramilly: Dear Taylor, you will be thirty-five someday. I promise. more » BetteD: I. want. Natalie Portman's boots. Didn't Veronica Webb used to host House of Style? Hmmm. more » prismatism is Team Bella: I saw robert pattinson and thought "he's getting better at looking at things" more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh, Sadie. You say "steampunk spinster" like it is a bad thing. more » Tchotchke: Isn't Taylor Momsen 15 or something? If I left the house at 15 with that much cleavage, my mother would have grounded me and condemned me to a weekend... more » morninggloria: These people will just not stop until I surrender and love them, will they? Kristen Stewart, I wanted to hate you, but you keep awesoming all over. ... more » ediepop: I'm pretty sure I wore Alexa Chung's dress when I was 6 years old to a Christmas performance of the Nutcracker. I think I also accessorized with a wee... more » PrincessOfPower: No hating on Howard Stern! more » hfree: I love Jessica Szohr's makeup. Very flattering and cool. That is the best and most comfortable I have ever seen Kristen Stewart look. She's finally... more » hortense: Natalie Portman was just there to convince the sparkly vampires to consider getting their protein from plants instead. more » Questioning Everything: Ivanka look makes her seem way older than she is. more » bluebears: Now I'm wondering if Agyness Deyn and Chad from Million Dollar Listing are the same person. Insult to injury Agyness? Chad did it first. more » tiredfairy: Ergh. That Kate Moss quote is unfortunate. It sounds like a version of how it feels when you don't really eat..."empty" = skinny. Which is pretty clos... more » flamesonthesideofmyface: I wanna gnaw on Marc J's calves like those barbarian turkey legs at the fair. #nars15x15 more » TrilbyO: I believe in Kate Moss's philosophy, even though I can't always follow it. I love food, but I love fitting into my clothes and not having a belly roll... more » fattylumpkin: I'm pretty sure Marc Jacobs married this summer, in my hometown. more » Zulkey: ooh are we all gonna get butthurt about what Kate Moss says as if we all followed her lead to begin with? #katemoss more » The HZA.: Kate, I dunno if you've ever had deep fried Oreos. But they are amazing. #katemoss more » -
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Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More » -
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Marc & Daphne Bring Style Insanity To Makeup Soiree
When we heard Marc Jacobs and Daphne Guinness were behind the launch of NARS 15X15, a project to celebrate 15 years of NARS at Industria Superstudio, we knew it would be one weird night. We had no idea.... More » -
#ragtrade
Calvin Klein Models Too Sexy For Their Pants; Demi's Daughter Exploited By Bazaar?
- It seems Calvin Klein put up a billboard in SoHo which some find a little too sexy. We sure hope this kerfuffle ("It's borderline pornographic!") and all the media coverage of it doesn't hurt the company's denim sales! [NYDN]
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Supermodel Gets Naked For Movie; The Kaiser Said To Be Leaving Chanel
- Posters The Last International Playboy, featuring Lydia Hearst in a state of undress have been banned in major cities. We just hope all this publicity right ahead of the June 12 release won't harm its box-office! [Observer]
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#fashionfunction
Armani's NY Times Blog Not Actually Written By Armani
The Times has an answer for anyone wondering exactly how involved Giorgio Armani is with the special fashion week column that's being posted under his name at their The Moment blog. More » -
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51-Year-Old Gallic Supermodel Walks For Gaultier
- Jean Paul Gaultier always brings surprise into his shows. He's had Coco Rocha Irish dance, and included plus models in his lineup. This time he closed the show with magnificent Ines de la Fressange. [AFP]
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#fatwa
Lydia Hearst: "I Am All Business. I Am All Work"
Ugh, Lydia Hearst. She is a 23-year-old daughter of Patty Hearst, meaning her real last name is "Shaw," and she has had a cartoonishly charmed life too cartoonish to even joke about, because it's not like she actually does anything, except model and socialize and write a biweekly page of gibberish for Page Six Magazine about which she just said:"I sit down and I write what I'm thinking and what I feel—it happens all at once, I never stop writing. Probably when I go home tonight, I'm going to open my computer and just start typing... I always envision myself being a Hemingway type—sitting in a dark corner with my glass of, I guess it would be, my glass of tequila and lime juice— that's how I do it."
Okay, so why why why did I just fill my brain with all three pages of Lydia Hearst data points such as ... she collects Barbies...dislikes champagne...thinks exercise constitutes work...gets Iran and Cuba mixed up...endorses Colbert for president...wears size six shoes...calls her group of friends "The 2.0."??? More »
