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more about #lukewilson more comments → Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Wait. Wait. Is his fly down?? more » Tippi Hedren: Fact: Luke, the misaligned buttons are not doing it for me right now. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Luke Wilson: Currently pondering if he needs a cool, refreshing drink of Brawdo. more » jigglyball: It's cool, Luke. How 'bout I just give you a nickel every time I quote you in Idiocracy? The quote frequency is declining now that we're post election... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: he's got that "young and slightly lost community college professor" thing going on. Especially with the mis-buttoned shirt and wrinkled linen pants...... more » BicSharpie: He's actually running a food cart now. Can't you see that he has a license to sell wieners? more » sportz.star: Rolled out of bed. Didn't have time to zip fly. I still think he's adorable and will watch Old School each and every time I begin to think otherwise. more » hortense: Is he researching his next role in a David Arquette biopic? more » hortense: Perhaps he's on his way to a "You Don't Have To Star In Every Film Offered To You, Good Sir" meeting. more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: I used to have such a thing for you, Luke Wilson. Thankfully paying to see 'My Super Ex Girlfriend' cured me of that -_- more » BabyJane: Is he a dentist now? more » Samanthrax: You might not find your career in an iron or a mirror, but it wouldn't hurt to look. more » LaMorena: Ok Erin Wasson, I'm sorry that you were robbed, but one of these things is not like the others. Dior, Givenchy, and WILLIAM RAST? J-T's line of fancy ... more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): Dude, if you've got that much mercury in your system you should be in a hospital getting pumped full of chelates and having your vital organs monitore... more » SisterMaryMartha: Seriously Pete, I appreciate your effort to show everyone that I am right about your extreme dickiness. The sad part is that Ashlee has had this kid w... more » -
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Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
[New York, June 22. Image via INF]
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Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
- Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]
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