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more about #lourdesciccone The HZA.: Everyone knows that God is a DJ and life is a dancefloor. more » foodandshoes: It looks like Madge is trying to shake an errant pebble from her crotch. more » MaxAgron: Madonna, beauty's where you find it, not just where you bump-and-grind it. more » shnuguel: this video reminds me of my three friends blah, meh and yawn. This song is god-awful. Like some Madonna imitator from the late 80's putting out a ne... more » meritxell: an erotic life: Less Celebration, more Bad Girl: more » wednesdayam: Madge... you don't need Auto-Tune. You've been doing this basically all my life without it. Enough of the club-dance crap, go hang out in some C... more » largirl: Thank god for the video with all it's hip thrusting and coochie grabs, because without it I wouldn't have gotten that by "join the party" she means ha... more » fluxus flucker: I was already laughing at the Chicken Dance & Pelvic Thrust Fest set to lame club music, but at Minuet 1, Madonna is doing a little kid Pee-Pee dance ... more » TransFat: Palette cleanser! I long for days when she was humping tvs and molesting matadors. more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Reminded me of this WTF video. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I just snorted- I read it as Jesus Lulz. more » 18thfloor: Is that how they 'celebrate' in the Madonna household? Humping & grabbing your crotch? All we ever did was don paper hats & eat cake. more » BabyJane: This song is one step up from Kim Zolciak's "Tardy for the Party." more » hortense: This is like a $5 version of the "Ray of Light" video. The song isn't much better. more » BabyJane: Madonna's dancing reminds me of the Haynes underwear ad, where Sarah Chalke is watching people work out their wedgies. more » SomeAuthorGirl: It's a celebration of the uh-oh-I-have-to-pee dance. more » tailfeather: Well, goodness. My own "style" of dancing is fairly pelvic-centric, but that was a lot of thrusting, even for my tastes. On the other hand, I like t... more » TexasCrude: You know, Jesus is actually kind of calien-tay when he's not making that face that makes him look like he drools all the time. more » MizJenkins: Hot boots, cool kid...AWFUL song. more » bluebears: She is like a reality star at this point. Having her current boyfriend in the video? Is she Daisy from Rock of Love? I really really hate being all do... more » -
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Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
Lola is doing some kind of back bend/flip at the 3:16 minute mark. Jesus Luz plays "DJ." [TMZ] -
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Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
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Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family
- Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]
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Pete Wentz Probably Isn't Reading This Right Now
- Pete Wentz, still on his anti-douchebag campaign, is done with online media: "I was letting the blogs get to me," Wentz says, "It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag."[PageSix]
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