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more about #lohan redqueenmeg: Aw, I hope Conan's OK. I recall making a lot of jokes when I got a concussion. I didn't know it was common (it is even for nonprofessionalfunnypeopl... more » toogeeky4u: I *heart* Hyacinth Bucket! more » vulcanized: Somebody has to do it and it might as well be me. Conan, darlin', There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. But ... more » MIXED: Adding JK Rowling on Twitter...now. more » TRexstasy: I was at a club in Atlanta behind this guy a few years ago. The bored-looking hipster girl at the door said, "It's eight dollars." "But I'm Charlie ... more » Easybreezy: I cannot deal with Charlie Mars dating somebody as cool-seeming as Mary Louise Parker. He is kind of lame. And she is a goddess. more » Helio: LOL Snoop Dogg. That is, indeed, the best news ever and now all he has to do is pass me some of the "good shit" (cause ya'll know he's blazed out of h... more » teenypanini09: poor conan! I hope his hair wasn't injured. more » morninggloria: Psh, Conan had a concussion. Thanks to gymnastics, ice skating, and general dumbassery, I've had at least 5. I'm like that really fat kid from Varsi... more » Kivrin: I would like to nurse Conan through his convalescence. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Earworm antidote: Start singing "America" from West Side Story to yourself. Works like a charm. more » Trixie from Toronto: I'm sorry, but I do not believe Catherine Zeta-Jones is only 40. I just don't. There have long been whispers that she's shaved several years off her a... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why am I not surprised at the Bret Ratner item? Like at all. more » WaltzingMatilda: Hortense: Your Ace of Base earworm has now invaded my brain. Yours in misery, WM more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I have to say, this whole Quaid thing has got me scratching my head. Why would they do this? Is it something they do to amuse themselves, like to fuck... more » mariamariamaria: Finding out Snoop loves Hyacinth and a Rita Skeeter reference? Today's gonna be a good day. more » erinna: LOL, this is one time I didn't completely scoff at something Megan Fox said. I'm a 34 yr old woman and I'm COMPLETELY scared of the dark. Like I lit... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hi Justin, if you have to tell the world that you are too good of a lover, it means you probably aren't. Also, why are they remaking Melrose Place? A... more » bluebears: Sometimes I fantasize about hooking up with Dr. Drew but I know he'd just nag me to stop smoking the pot. more » bluebears: Fuuuuuuuuuuck, John Mayer sucks. Hey buddy, guys have no opinion of you whatsoever. If I went out and said the name "John Mayer" to 100 random guys o... more » -
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Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion
- Sarah Jessica Parker talked to Access Hollywood about her new twin girls. She's mad about how the media is hounding her surrogate, and explains that she turned to surrogacy many disappointments trying to conceive.
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Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant
- Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed that the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants.
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