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more about #lobosworth FroderickFronkensteen: Short skirts with sequins and stiletto spikes Friends with limited speech patterns all littered with "likes" Eating at restaurants and drinking with B... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: The Heels. #laurenconrad more » funzette: I go to the hills When my heart is lonely I know I will hear Twats I've heard before My black heart will be blessed, With the sound of douchebags And ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: This adds nothing, but I think Lo is so pretty. And I still want to take a washcloth to the eleven pounds of eyeliner that LC glops on every day. #lau... more » Mary McCarthyite: Shouldn't the sign read, "Loaded Passengers Only?" Might be more accurate... #laurenconrad more » prismatism is Team Bella: Why is it so hard to believe that Audrina might actually listen to, like, and even "get", David Bowie? This is the girl that was at least fake-in-lov... more » beatrice2000: Why is it so hard to believe that Audrina wouldn't know who David Bowie is? She might not be an expert on his music, but know of his style and image. more » CloudsInMyCoffee: I can almost assure you that Audrina has never heard a David Bowie song. more » so5minutesago: So THAT's where my Barbies' wardrobes disappeared to! more » SisterMaryMartha: high five for Jesus! more » Ailatan: Fame, (fame) makes a (wo)man take things over Fame, (fame) lets him loose, hard to swallow Fame, (fame) puts you there where things are hollow Fame (f... more » Political Party Girl: Life can really get you down when there aren't cameras there to chronicle every minute of your existence. Hey, waitasecond... more » GiGiBird: Is it me or doe their job really look tough and crappy some days? It's me, isn't it. Cuz shopping and eating out in front of reality tv cameras doesn'... more » BlondeGoddess: Shopping in high heels makes me cranky too. more » Red letter: Sweet!!! Jessica is out and about and re-working the mom jeans. more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Is the outfit on the left from the Guadalupe Lopez JustSweet collection? more » sybann: PETA STFU more » stoprobbers: 1. Michael Fox: Awesome. 2. American Idol Tweet: Awesome. 3. Rubina Ali: Adorable. 4. PETA: Beat it! Just beat it! more » WantToTouchtheWahine: Fantastic, now my neighbors are getting in People. Like THAT will make his head any smaller (also, I don't think he still plays lacrosse). more » J.D.Regent: I read in People (shut up) that Kim Kardashian is in Africa with her sister and her boyfriend with Russell Simmons on some sort of pro-diamond mining ... more » -
#snapjudgment
The Hills Are Alive… And Teetering
[Los Angeles, November 11. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#snapjudgment
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of... Ziggy?!
[Los Angeles, September 18. Image via INFDaily.]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Rubina Ali Calls Kidman "Strange"; PETA Angry About Jackson Butter Sculpture
- Nine-year-old Rubina Ali has written an autobiography. In Slumgirl Dreaming: Journey to the Stars she says of Nicole Kidman: "I really liked her, but she was very quiet and didn't speak much..."
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
- Lindsay Lohan has supposedly been spending time with "a different man every night" since breaking up with Sam Ronson:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Eggs On The Paparazzi; Billy Bob Doesn't Blame Canadians
- Lindsay Lohan continued her post-breakup bender by hitting three clubs last night and throwing eggs at X17 photographers. [Us]
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#dirtbag
Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!
- Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Blind Item: What Happened At Kate Moss's Birthday Party?!
- Something happened at Kate Moss's 35th birthday party that involved a man being strapped to a stretcher and taken away and two skeletons having sex on the floor. Good luck figuring that out. [TMZ]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion
As The Hills celebrated the conclusion of its 4th season at NYC's Tavern on the Green yesterday, we were left to ask, how can a group of "professional designers" all look so gloriously, fabulously fug? -
#dirtbag
The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing.
